An alternativespelling of "Menty B," a lighthearted shorthand for "mental breakdown," used to discuss mental health struggles in a more approachable and informal way.
I've been having a Menti-B all week. This adulting stuff is no joke!
"meant to be" - i'm about to have a meant to be moment with a boy i just met. "meant to be"
should include the world being first timed - menty-b
i've been on and off with this dude for like 5+ years or so, "too many details" gals, about to have another "meant to be" - menty b. m e n t y b. menty b. menty-b (lazy is a gturn on)
"meant to be" - i'm about to have a meant to be moment with a boy i just met. "meant to be"
should include the world being first timed - menty-b
i've been on and off with this dude for like 5+ years or so, "too many details" gals, about to have another "meant to be" - menty b. m e n t y b. menty b. menty-b (lazy is a gturn on)
the rather sick sexual act in which oneindividual cuts off his or her partners penis at which point both parties suck on each end of the severed penis. at some point the masochist will squeeze his balls out through the wound allowing the sadist to play with them. this usually ends in death.
My girlfriend said she was going to give me a Monti Blow-Job tonight! i can't wait!!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.