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Total Delegation Meltdown 

A disastrous event produced when the manager delegates every possible aspect of the planning to others who have real jobs and don't actually complete anything on schedule.
David go to Dublin this week? Who wouldn't want to go to Dublin?

Dude, none of the presentations were ready - there was a total delegation meltdown.

Russian Meltdown 

While playing WoW, the graphics turn into geometrical shapes and all the text turns into what appears to be Russian text.
Holy crap! I just had a Russian Meltdown! Gotta reboot and reset WoW.
Russian Meltdown by Clyher May 1, 2010

Columbus meltdown

When you shit and cum at the same time. Christopher Columbus discovered North America by accident (cuming). He then went back to tell about it (shitting)
Man, I was so worried in the interview because the employee there was so hot, I had a Columbus meltdown!
Columbus meltdown by Flimbob13 October 7, 2019

meltdown mikey 

When a guy tries to make a point, has no clue and loses his temper. Usually much like a Wrecks Road Scholar, he has no real grasp on the subject, rants endlessly like an old man, is insulting and surly. He usually ends with a real blow up since he has nothing left at that point. His tactics run from projection and fingerpointing (blaming others for his failures) to name-calling to cover up his stupidity. This kind of person is very lonely and has few friends. They are known for trying to hide their vital statistics and making enemies with their neighbors. They prefer to live in gated communities with high security while spitting on everybody else. They are arrogant, idiotic, biased, narrow-minded, bigoted and extremely limited in intelligence and those are their good points. The best way to deal with a Meltdown Mikey is to cross the street.
Meltdown Mikey is blowing it again.
Wow, you're smarter than that! It's not like you're Meltdown Mikey, dude.
meltdown mikey by Mysterion January 1, 2008

Monday Morning Meltdown 

a condition were one completely melts down at work after a long alcohol and drug filled weekend, usually triggered from a loss of a favorite sporting team. symptoms include but are not limited to, showing up late for work, being completely distraught and unproductive, excessive ranting about the prior game at hand, this individual may be very argumentative, maybe very sweaty, obsession will be obvious when discussing such sporting event, other signs include drinking large amounts of Gatorade, and also a long early morning coffee break. at this time the individual may appear to be coming down. Don't be fooled, the next round of symptoms are about to set in, they include multiple shit brakes at the porter potty, excessive vehicle searches, (one may not ever actually know what may be being looked for), also multiple meaningless phone calls may be in place, followed by lots of back and forth pacing for no reason at all, with random snack hours such as hole bags of potato chips or pretzels, the best way to combat this individual is to make it appear that you yourself are actually the problem. never confront with face to face altercation
Look out the birds lost there's going to be a Monday morning meltdown.

The tragedy find a monday morning meltdown is that jose is the real victem here.
Monday Morning Meltdown by 7mary3 September 28, 2014

meltdown 

1. Describes what happens when a person freaks out, cracks, loses control of themselves. Life - reality at large- becomes overwhelming. They just can't deal with it all. The person may act out, withdraw, become emotional, run, etc...
"I was sick and on this one day I had an exam, an essay due, a news print deadline, multiple other commitments, 3 people hogging my limited time, others screwing with my head plus, life outside of college was spiraling out of control. I became overwhelmed and went into meltdown." --If meltdown happens to you or someone you know, just remember; It's not the nicest thing, but it happens. Step back & regroup. That's all you can do.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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