memorrhage
Condition where a computer program leaks memory profusely over time, eventually causing massive slowdowns, random crashes, and general mayhem.
memorrhage by Fred Beamer December 6, 2007
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Subconjunctival Hemorrhage
Subconjunctival hemorrhage is a broken blood vessel in the eye caused by a lack of the following: vaginal intercourse, anal intercourse, cunnilingus, anilingus, kissing, flirting, fondling, hugging, and a lack of loving text messages from someone special.
The condition is self-resolving with an adequate amount of TLC from the appropriate person. Preferable done away from life, for a minimum of two nights...just you and me...secluded from the world.
The condition is self-resolving with an adequate amount of TLC from the appropriate person. Preferable done away from life, for a minimum of two nights...just you and me...secluded from the world.
Betty: Dude, my eye... I've got a bad case of subconjunctival hemorrhage thanks to you.
Bobby: Get your naked ass over to my house and I'll make it better.
Bobby: Get your naked ass over to my house and I'll make it better.
Subconjunctival Hemorrhage by BettyVega April 21, 2014
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Anal hemorrhage
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Kommel-Hemorrhage
Dude after I ate that whole pizza with extra cheese I didn't shit for days and when I did I got Kommel-hemorrhage
Kommel-Hemorrhage by pjlski-5-0 May 19, 2010
pen hemorrhage
ally: **reaches inside bookbag** "oh crap what a mess!"
kendra: "whoa! what is that?"
ally: "pen hemorrhage."
kendra: "ah..."
kendra: "whoa! what is that?"
ally: "pen hemorrhage."
kendra: "ah..."
pen hemorrhage by spunkychick December 5, 2011
shit hemorrhage
A fit of usually justified rage or frustration, profound and theatrical enough to be comparable in magnitude and splendor to a catclysmic outburst of feces and blood.
If you don't get that report in on time, you know darn well he'll have a shit hemorrhage. Boy, did she ever have a shit hemorrhage when I pranged her car.
shit hemorrhage by wordcollector September 28, 2010
8-ball hemorrhages
8-ball hemorrhages by green923jade April 27, 2017
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