She is in all honesty is the most perfect girl that I have ever met. Without her I feel as if I am nothing but i waste of space. She has the cutest smile, the nicest eyes, and the kindest heart. There is nothing in the world I'd have other then her.
1 " Hey hows your relationship with Melyssa going?"
2 "Its going fantastic, shes the best girl that I will ever meet."
She's a beautiful, rare, sexy, unselfish, caring and loving girl who usually grows up too quickly. She knows what she wants and knows how to get it. She could care less what others think of her and will never hide her scars. She's always there for her friends and family and surrounds herself with them. She will do anything for them. She's never dishonest and always loyal. She only asks you to do the same with her and yourself. Amazing in bed! They make the best mothers and lovers because they put their heart and soul into everything. She's strong and determined, smart and sexy. Definitely stubborn. You'll love this girl forever, she's absolutely perfect.
An Italian surname meaning "Dried apple". Melasecca family originating from Chieti, in Abruzzo Italy. Records of this family dates back to the 17th century.
One of the finest carmel brown supermodels to ever come from North of the American border. I'd be her lawful wedded husband if she'd have me. Jessica Rabbit is her nickname, but Viagra with legs is more like it. She has appeared in almost every major hip-hop video in the last two years., including Usher's "Yeah!". If I were to die today, I'd like to be reincarnated as one of her favorite pairs of undies, or just a new molecule of her body.
Melyssa Ford is the true definition of a beatiful women inside out.
Melyssa for will be my wife one day if she'll have me
Melyssa Ford ain't bad, she was just made that way!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.