Melyssa 

She is in all honesty is the most perfect girl that I have ever met. Without her I feel as if I am nothing but i waste of space. She has the cutest smile, the nicest eyes, and the kindest heart. There is nothing in the world I'd have other then her.

1 " Hey hows your relationship with Melyssa going?"

2 "Its going fantastic, shes the best girl that I will ever meet."

Melyssa by Just a random guy on UD January 22, 2013

melyssa 

the sexiest bitch that ever lived. Owns chris's cock.

hi chris, im melyssa, i own your cock.

melyssa by melyssa February 13, 2004

Melyssa 

One of the sexiest supermodels to grace the urban scene in the 21st century.

Originally from Canada, she goes by the nickname "Jessica Rabbit"

Melyssa Ford ain't bad, she was just made that way.

DAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

Melyssa by Mr. Dwayne October 23, 2004

Melyssa 

She's a girl with such a nice heart. She has such a beautiful smile and you can't help but fall for her as soon as you see her.

Have you seen melyssa? damn..

Melyssa by spazzing-trashbag May 26, 2018

Melyssa  

a tall creature like being that enjoys hot baths with orange soda and boiled eggs. Melyssa enjoys having sexual relations with gorillas or anything in the monkey form. It maybe a type a creature that is scared of the world and stays in their cold dark cave, but when it comes to sexual relations its always ready for the challenge.

"You wanna do the Melyssa?"
or
"Gosh you were such a Melyssa tonight!"

Melyssa by Boozookapoop October 8, 2008

Melyssa 

A human that will do just about anything to get whatever it is that she wants, no matter what the cost. Some of her characteristics are to lie, cheat, steal, brag, hurt others, be incredibly rude, disrespectful, and bully others.

"Did you see what Melyssa did?"

"No. What did she do?"

"She shoved that kid out of her way, and the kid fell! She didn't even apologize."

Melyssa by Insert Fake Name Here March 27, 2013

melyssa 

melyssa is one of the best friends you’ll ever have if you have the mental strength to survive her. she’s also a really good girlfriend just don’t get insecure around her because she will assert dominance. overall i see no reason to not talk to her as much as i can whenever i can. 10/10 would date again.

ps. alright at tennis

noe: ya know melyssa isn’t that bad of a human being

stranger: dude who are you why are you talking to me

melyssa by farcicer November 18, 2018