melvan

A Melvan is when you have a front and back wedgie at the same time.

Person- "Oh dang, I've got such a Melvan right now"

by percello March 14, 2017

melvan

a total geek/nerd/loser who tries to be cool. usually its those annoying ones that want friends, and are in denial about being a LBR (loser beyond repair). or its just a plain geek.

Why is that kid saying he is 1/16 black?
He's trying to be cool.
What a melvan.

by christine757 January 5, 2008