melvan 

A Melvan is when you have a front and back wedgie at the same time.

Person- "Oh dang, I've got such a Melvan right now"

melvan by percello March 14, 2017

melvan 

a total geek/nerd/loser who tries to be cool. usually its those annoying ones that want friends, and are in denial about being a LBR (loser beyond repair). or its just a plain geek.

Why is that kid saying he is 1/16 black?
He's trying to be cool.
What a melvan.

melvan by christine757 January 5, 2008

Melanie Martinez 👑 

An amazing singer/songwriter with an amazing new album , she is very pretty and has a unique makeup style and genre , she loves and cares for all of her fans 💜

Kennedy: do u know Melanie Martinez 👑?
Olivia: yea I went to her concert and she was so sweet

Kennedy: your so lucky

Melanie Martinez 👑 by Mollie Surely November 17, 2019

Melanie Martinez 

amazing singer/songwriter with very creepy yet addicting songs.

Person 1: do you listen to Melanie Martinez?
Person 2: Is syrup still syrup in a sippy cup? Hell yeah

Melanie Martinez by Faceless Alison March 30, 2016

Melanie Martinez 

American singer, songwriter and photographer. She was a member of Team Adam in the third season of the American television vocal talent show The Voice. On April 22, 2014, she released the lead single "Dollhouse," from her debut EP The Dollhouse.

Melanie Martinez was so good on The Voice!

Melanie Martinez by swiggityswagg December 21, 2014

Melanie martinez 

A singer/song writer who has a very unique sense of style, loves vintage toys and baby dolls, has an amazing voice without auto toon, doesn't care what other people think of her, has a super sweet personality, and every song she writes has a really deep meaning

Melanie Martinez songs
Cry baby

Dollhouse

Pitty party
Sippy cup

Mad hatter

Soap

Alphabet boy

Tag you're it

Carousel
Mrs. Potato head
Gingerbread man

Milk and cookies

Pacify her
Play date
Dead to me

Cake

Bittersweet tragedy

Teddy bear

Melanie martinez by Maddy hatter June 11, 2016

Melanesia 

An island territory in the pacific that stretches from Fiji to West Papua.

Inhabited by warlike head hunting dark skin people who are considered superior then the soft gangsta wannabe polynesians.

European Explorer: oh my goodness, you chopped a jolly good fellows head off. Now i got blood all over me bloody english muffin and cup of tea.

Chief Kuloolai: Welcome to Melanesia motherfucker. What you thought this was?? Polynesia?? get the fuck outta here!

Melanesia by Alphonse Dau November 17, 2009