meltyface 

the appearance of one's face when they are too drunk or on too much drugs characterized by almost-closed eyes, open mouth, and slack cheeks. also the state of being too messed up on drugs. someone who is meltyface will have trouble speaking, walking, or basically functioning.

man, I was so meltyface last night. i took way too much", "did you see the pictures from the festival? mary was meltyface the whole time!

meltyface by jenkems December 1, 2010

Meatfaced

A serious--and quite possibly deadly--form of inebriation brought on by the over consumption of meat and/or meat byproducts. Symptoms include slurred speech, impaired vision and balance, sweating (commonly known as "meat sweats") nausea, and gleeful levels of euphoria, and erratic behavior.

Person #1: Hey, did you eat that entire package of hot dogs?

Person #2: Grrbbl... fex... sh... bah.

Person #1: Oh, great. You're meatfaced again. Looks like you've ruined Christmas. Again.

Meatfaced by CYFOHCM August 10, 2010

multifacetude 

The state of having so many emotions that the individual becomes befuddled.
pronounced (multi FAC i tude)

Caroline was feeling such a multifacetude of emotions, that she completely misspelled multifaceted.

multifacetude by AcalaRae May 13, 2008

Meatfaced

When you try to take a charge in basketball, but the other guy dunks on you and his sweaty crotch area hits you square in the face. Often results in falling over from force or the act of trying to avoid another man's nether regions contacting your face.

"Did you see that dunk? Ridiculous air!" - Joe

"Yeah man. That dude got meatfaced bad. Insult to injury. That must hurt... And stink. Literally. " - Mike

Meatfaced by Muzzy1855 March 19, 2015

meanyface 

a person who has committed a small crime against you that doesn't matter much, but still deserves calling out

why won't you let me borrow your homework, Meanyface!

meanyface by the emo emu March 16, 2008

Meatface 

One of the worst insults in the world, something that should be used as a last resort in an argument. (Very offensive)

Shut up dude, you are such a meatface.

Meatface by Cole Jarvis November 29, 2020

methface 

Someone who is so ugly that their facial attributes can be related to those of someone who is addicted to crystal meth.

"Sup methface?"

OR

"Have you seen Sharon lately? She looks like a total methface."

methface by ashhh April 21, 2007