melonface 

A word used to describe someone with a fat face. It may not mean the person themself is a fatty bum-bum but sometimes they are. Ocassionally the person is actually quite hot but most likely, they arent.

Hahaha wat a melonface.

melonface by Lowesy93 May 13, 2008

Melonwater eating berry straws 

a term your best friend will use when they need toilet paper in their minecraft underground gucci hamster

Everlyn: do you need anything
Tania: melonwater eating berry straws
Everlyn: gotcha.

Melonwater eating berry straws by gucci hamster vs mushroom May 27, 2021

melonade 

Homestar runner's favorite tasty drink.

"It all started when I decided to drink 32 glasses of melonade"

"I have to stop drinking so much melonade, Marzipan, I think I have a serious problem"

melonade by coolpersonyo August 28, 2003

melonfarmer 

Alternative to the term "Motherfucker". Known to have been used as such during Samuel L. Jackson movies that air on cable television. The ultimate irony is that the lipsinc is a sliver away from perfect.

"Look, all brothers don't know how to shoot a gun, you racist melonfarmer."

-Samuel L. Jackson
Censored version of "Die Hard: With a Vengeance"

melonfarmer by JonnyChops December 20, 2006

Spanking the moonface 

Another slang for masturbating, pleasuring ones self or fingering.
May be used in conjunction with beating the pufferfish.

Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: Beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What the actual....?
Person B: You know, spanking the moonface.
Person A: Ah.... I'll leave you to it then.

Spanking the moonface by Tbell November 9, 2014

meltyface 

the appearance of one's face when they are too drunk or on too much drugs characterized by almost-closed eyes, open mouth, and slack cheeks. also the state of being too messed up on drugs. someone who is meltyface will have trouble speaking, walking, or basically functioning.

man, I was so meltyface last night. i took way too much", "did you see the pictures from the festival? mary was meltyface the whole time!

meltyface by jenkems December 1, 2010

moonface

when an individuals facial structure resembles that of the moon i.e. having rounded features

Your moonface makes you look like you're storing nuts in your cheeks.

moonface by muo February 16, 2004