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Melonwater eating berry straws
a term your best friend will use when they need toilet paper in their minecraft underground gucci hamster
Melonwater eating berry straws by gucci hamster vs mushroom May 27, 2021
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melonface • moonface • melonade • meltface • Meowface • Melonate • melonfart • Melontae • melonwater • Melonwater eating berry straws
melonade
"It all started when I decided to drink 32 glasses of melonade"
"I have to stop drinking so much melonade, Marzipan, I think I have a serious problem"
"I have to stop drinking so much melonade, Marzipan, I think I have a serious problem"
melonade by coolpersonyo August 28, 2003
melonfarmer
Alternative to the term "Motherfucker". Known to have been used as such during Samuel L. Jackson movies that air on cable television. The ultimate irony is that the lipsinc is a sliver away from perfect.
"Look, all brothers don't know how to shoot a gun, you racist melonfarmer."
-Samuel L. Jackson
Censored version of "Die Hard: With a Vengeance"
-Samuel L. Jackson
Censored version of "Die Hard: With a Vengeance"
melonfarmer by JonnyChops December 20, 2006
Spanking the moonface
Another slang for masturbating, pleasuring ones self or fingering.
May be used in conjunction with beating the pufferfish.
May be used in conjunction with beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: Beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What the actual....?
Person B: You know, spanking the moonface.
Person A: Ah.... I'll leave you to it then.
Person B: Beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What the actual....?
Person B: You know, spanking the moonface.
Person A: Ah.... I'll leave you to it then.
Spanking the moonface by Tbell November 9, 2014
meltyface
the appearance of one's face when they are too drunk or on too much drugs characterized by almost-closed eyes, open mouth, and slack cheeks. also the state of being too messed up on drugs. someone who is meltyface will have trouble speaking, walking, or basically functioning.
moonface
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