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Shyster Meister
An obnoxious fool that always has to interrupt a story to one up someone with an unbelievable lack of skill and taste, and kill the mood.
Right in the middle of our conversation, the "Shyster Meister" had to tell some stupid story and destroy the mood!
Shyster Meister by freedom boy June 16, 2009
Related Words
melster • Melter • meister • Measter • Meester • mester • Mesterpiece • Malstered • Meester Burd • MeesterChum
Hate-meister
Hate-meister is a derivitive of the know phrase "hate monger", but is used as a substitute to try and explain the severity of a hate monger to children.
Hate-meister by funky moose January 31, 2012
g meister
Similar to many other 'meister' names, 'g meister' is most commonly used as a nickname of endearment with the 'g' often being the individual's initial.
Although, 'g meister' specifically, may also pay tribute to 'Game Master', (or even 'Dungeon Master', as Dungeons and Dragons refference) as the direct German translation for 'meister' is 'master'.
Although, 'g meister' specifically, may also pay tribute to 'Game Master', (or even 'Dungeon Master', as Dungeons and Dragons refference) as the direct German translation for 'meister' is 'master'.
g meister by Urban Translations February 4, 2023
Meestering
When A.Meesters tells a tall tale, then whilst informing others- even within earshot- adds more and more farfetched lies to the story until the point where he has lied about a lie. Oh, and theres always bisexual girlfriends involved. Always.
1. Goddam it, stop your meestering
(Original Story)
Hey man! Just came back from the dentist's office. 2 cavities.
2 mins later...
Holy crap, I just came back from the wildest party, I went to *Insert random place here*, then I got totaly hammered and when I was walking back, I saw my ex-bisexual girlfriend and we smoked chop then we went skiing in July and then she fell asleep and I was bored so I went to the sewers and chatted with the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Splinter has a cold. Then a foot solider punched me and that's why my face is kinda numb. And I'm actually half eskimo in origin.
(Original Story)
Hey man! Just came back from the dentist's office. 2 cavities.
2 mins later...
Holy crap, I just came back from the wildest party, I went to *Insert random place here*, then I got totaly hammered and when I was walking back, I saw my ex-bisexual girlfriend and we smoked chop then we went skiing in July and then she fell asleep and I was bored so I went to the sewers and chatted with the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Splinter has a cold. Then a foot solider punched me and that's why my face is kinda numb. And I'm actually half eskimo in origin.
Meestering by The beater of the elderly April 6, 2007
messterpiece
Something that is such a mess, it’s almost impressive. Something so batshit crazy that it’s beautiful.
messterpiece by not.adelia August 7, 2018
mom melter
A gentlemen who is so wonderful that he makes your Mother melt upon meeting him. He is handsome, witty, adventurous, well-read, charismatic, romantic and most likely wears a beard. Your Mother fell in love with him and now you have no choice but to marry him, have his babies and conquer the world together.
"OMG Karen! You have to meet him! He is such a MOM MELTER!"
"MOM MELTER ALERT!" As The Mom Melter strolls by with his well groomed beard and book in hand.
"MOM MELTER ALERT!" As The Mom Melter strolls by with his well groomed beard and book in hand.
mom melter by The Mom Melter Eduardo January 6, 2017
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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