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Tissue-mellons
'Tissue-mellons' is a phenomenon generally recoursed by small breasted girls with insufficient capital to undergo a breast cosmetic surgery. Such girls, striving to boost their self-confidence, wad layers of tissue paper in the bra until a form of cleavage is somewhat contrived. More often than not, this practice ends up exacerbating the whole situation. This is beacuse when the tissue-melloned female proceeds to carnal knowledge, the man's first reactions at the bare pigeon-tits, may have considerable negative effects on the self-esteem of the former - possibly goading the girl to add more tissue-paper the next time she goes out. The 'tissue-mellons' is a vicious cycle.
Example 1
Mary: Hurry up the taxi is here! The party starts in 15 minutes!
Sue: Fuck! Why are we out of toilet paper on a Saturday night?!
Mary: Come on let's go! You can tissue-mellons your boobs later!
Sue: fucking tits!!
Example 2
John: did you bang that chick yesterday?
Peter: yeah dude. I took her to my place and guess what?! She was tissue-melloned! But I fucked her anyways.
Mary: Hurry up the taxi is here! The party starts in 15 minutes!
Sue: Fuck! Why are we out of toilet paper on a Saturday night?!
Mary: Come on let's go! You can tissue-mellons your boobs later!
Sue: fucking tits!!
Example 2
John: did you bang that chick yesterday?
Peter: yeah dude. I took her to my place and guess what?! She was tissue-melloned! But I fucked her anyways.
Tissue-mellons by The Malteser. October 2, 2016
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1. Referred to someone who is in the state of being very strongly envious of someone else's advantages or belongings.
2. Can also be used as a nickname, defined as the above.
2. Can also be used as a nickname, defined as the above.
1.
Person A: "Gosh, I hate her. She's so talented and she's really pretty and her boyfriend is just amazing..."
Person B: "Ooh, do I hear someone coveting?"
Person A: "Psh, I'm not jealous. Just saying..."
Person B: "Oh, you're such a jealous mealous, don't deny it."
2.
Person 1: "This car sucks... I wish I had one of those nice, shiny sports cars like that one guy has..."
Person 2: "Whatever, Mr. Jealous Mealous..."
Person A: "Gosh, I hate her. She's so talented and she's really pretty and her boyfriend is just amazing..."
Person B: "Ooh, do I hear someone coveting?"
Person A: "Psh, I'm not jealous. Just saying..."
Person B: "Oh, you're such a jealous mealous, don't deny it."
2.
Person 1: "This car sucks... I wish I had one of those nice, shiny sports cars like that one guy has..."
Person 2: "Whatever, Mr. Jealous Mealous..."
jealous mealous by Hazgirl22 May 8, 2008
mellosmoothe
mellosmoothe by Goddess Isis May 12, 2008
mellors
someone of a spontaneous nature who often just bursts out with strange comments. Has a tendency to throw objects at innocent bystanders.
mellors by lav machine April 30, 2004
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