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mellous

1.A person who laughs a lot
2. A person who is trust worth, joke cracker good at sports like soccer, volley ball etc.
I wish i am mellous, i won't worry about any thing in life
by Mellous April 23, 2020
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Tissue-mellons

'Tissue-mellons' is a phenomenon generally recoursed by small breasted girls with insufficient capital to undergo a breast cosmetic surgery. Such girls, striving to boost their self-confidence, wad layers of tissue paper in the bra until a form of cleavage is somewhat contrived. More often than not, this practice ends up exacerbating the whole situation. This is beacuse when the tissue-melloned female proceeds to carnal knowledge, the man's first reactions at the bare pigeon-tits, may have considerable negative effects on the self-esteem of the former - possibly goading the girl to add more tissue-paper the next time she goes out. The 'tissue-mellons' is a vicious cycle.
Example 1
Mary: Hurry up the taxi is here! The party starts in 15 minutes!
Sue: Fuck! Why are we out of toilet paper on a Saturday night?!
Mary: Come on let's go! You can tissue-mellons your boobs later!
Sue: fucking tits!!

Example 2
John: did you bang that chick yesterday?
Peter: yeah dude. I took her to my place and guess what?! She was tissue-melloned! But I fucked her anyways.
by The Malteser. October 2, 2016
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aaron melloul

I really sexy man that loves to skateboard and is running the social media world along with duhitzmark
Aaron Melloul is iconic
by Markxmelloul February 7, 2018
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mellowship

an entirely laid back fellowship made up of close friends who you would refer to as brothers and/or sisters.
"Ive got a mellowship!"
by nikki1423 November 19, 2006
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jealous mealous

1. Referred to someone who is in the state of being very strongly envious of someone else's advantages or belongings.

2. Can also be used as a nickname, defined as the above.
1.
Person A: "Gosh, I hate her. She's so talented and she's really pretty and her boyfriend is just amazing..."
Person B: "Ooh, do I hear someone coveting?"
Person A: "Psh, I'm not jealous. Just saying..."
Person B: "Oh, you're such a jealous mealous, don't deny it."

2.
Person 1: "This car sucks... I wish I had one of those nice, shiny sports cars like that one guy has..."
Person 2: "Whatever, Mr. Jealous Mealous..."
by Hazgirl22 May 8, 2008
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mellosmoothe

The place where your deepest sexual desires lay in your body and mind.
I wanna slip you into my mellosmoothe and rock you until you're blue. (Maxwell)
by Goddess Isis May 12, 2008
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mellors

someone of a spontaneous nature who often just bursts out with strange comments. Has a tendency to throw objects at innocent bystanders.
Stop being such a mellors
Gosh you are a bit of a mellors today
by lav machine April 30, 2004
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