melanson

A melanson is a person who is a complete hype beast, but refuses to admit that he is a hype beast when someone calls him out.

Man, that kid is such a melanson!
Yeah! He can’t admit that he’s a hype beast lol!

melanson by SavageGuy 128 July 8, 2017

melanson

An ugly Canadian who just cannot get enough chode in his ass. He is a complete faggot who cannot make a comeback. A melanson is the type of kid to act big to make himself feel better

Man, that kid is such a melanson
True bro, he is a faggot

melanson by NoXhill106 June 27, 2017

jessica melanson 

jessica is an amazing girl. she is soo unique and beautiful. some people are mean to her but their assholes. she gets a lot of bullshit from some people but she deals, and she keeps being amazing. jess deserves an amazing guy that will treat her right and that she can be happy with. she is so cool and sweet. she always makes me smile and i wish she was my neighbor. oh and she loves mikes hard lemonade, and she can dance, and play softball and jus be totally AWESOME. i jus fucking love her sooo fucking much. and ill never leave her.

me: i love you jessica melanson.

jess: i love you too hun.

jessica melanson by hugo<3'sjess August 19, 2009

melason 

a noun,adjective and a verb; love; the kind of love that kills you and brings you back to life again; a roller coaster ride of emotions;happiness and energy; a certain boy a certain girl

My boyfriend is my melason.

melason by adik.ako35 February 28, 2010

Mélançon 

A French nickname for a depressive, gloomy, melancholic person. Can also be spelled Mélanchon in Standard French.

Interesting historical factoid: This name was given to Pierre Laverdure ("Pierre the Green") a French colonist from La Rochelle, in Western France, who settled in Nova Scotia and Quebec. All Quebec and Louisiana Cajuns who bear this last name are all descended from him, and all are related to each other at some point. See: cousins

Laverdure was known for witnessing many tragedies in his life, and suffering from bouts of traumatic melancholia. Hence his nickname given by other colonists.

Pronounced: May-la'h-sa'h (letter N's are usually silent in French, after the first letter)

"Le pauvre petit Mélançon"

Mélançon by Kongamuse May 31, 2013

Melanonin’ 

Urban New York /slang term defining a Caucasian person. Due to lack of and/or low amounts of melanin.

That Melanonin’ male sure loves the tanning spa.

Melanonin’ by Pure69reign January 10, 2023

melanion 

A man with immense muscles and superior charm. Heartbreaker. Has better hair then David Bowie.

Person 1: "Damn, isn't that Melanion sexy?"

Person 2: "No."

melanion by Man who is incredibly Godly May 27, 2008