27 definitions by Kongamuse

A French nickname for a depressive, gloomy, melancholic person. Can also be spelled Mélanchon in Standard French.

Interesting historical factoid: This name was given to Pierre Laverdure ("Pierre the Green") a French colonist from La Rochelle, in Western France, who settled in Nova Scotia and Quebec. All Quebec and Louisiana Cajuns who bear this last name are all descended from him, and all are related to each other at some point. See: cousins

Laverdure was known for witnessing many tragedies in his life, and suffering from bouts of traumatic melancholia. Hence his nickname given by other colonists.

Pronounced: May-la'h-sa'h (letter N's are usually silent in French, after the first letter)
"Le pauvre petit Mélançon"
by Kongamuse June 1, 2013
This is the biggest bullshit ever. We had it all. One powerful country that went down to the fucking toilet.

I am from Croatia and I can live aside my fellow Serbian like brothers; but you people are too uptight about your "national pride" to do so. You ruin a good country. Fuck racism. Fuck you all. Fuck fascism. Fuck nationalism.
Yugoslavia was a good vision of a country that should never have broken up.
by Kongamuse January 22, 2012
The New Aryan Empire and the future of Russia, as well as the Western world and Europe.

Russia will dominate the world, and may even take the rest of Europe with them. While the American Empire, still stuck on left-wing ideas; collapses. Obama is, quite simply, an incompetent retard.

According to Nietzsche's psychoanalysis, this cause, is eventually inevitable to happen. Most gullible Americans still choose to believe that Obama and left-wing politics will work. And ignore the reality that Jews control their governments. While the Russians kicked them out in the Bolshevik Revolution.

All other countries in Europe (i.e. Poland, Germany, France, UK, Spain etc.) will inevitably be forced into the Russian Empire, in order to save themselves.

The Russian Empire will be the largest and most successful empire since the Roman Empire.
North America (USA, Canada and Mexico) will enter a dark ages, and will be filled full of both civil wars and race wars and mass starvation. The Balkanization of America is inevitably coming. The Southerners are tired of being held down by the North. And the Mexicans more and more want Texas and the Western USA.

There will also be the death of multiculturalism and races living together. Segregationism will begin to rise.

Americans; and everything they have lived and worked for, will become totally irrelevant. In 100 years, most people in Europe will be speaking Russian. But first they have to fight off the niggers breeding in Africa, and of course, put up borders in Europe.

All left-wingers of the Western world, will die off. Because quite simply, they are idiots, weaklings and breed less. Gays, feminists, abortionists, communists, anarchists, will all go out the window. Delusional, weak-minded, irrelevant people who hate life and do not strive to make it better. The low birth rate in Europe is good, for it gets rid of all these degenerate people, and their idiot descendants.

I hope you people enjoy Obama and Semites slowly destroying America. And you people won't even know why I'm writing this message, either! (They'll just cast me off as an uneducated redneck or a hick. Or a neo-nazi. The majority of you people are so delusional. It's funny.)

"All hail our new Russian Empire!" - Said the Aryan Europeans, post-American influence on the West.
by Kongamuse December 31, 2014
Today, a young philosophy major on Magic Mushrooms, realized that all matter in the Universe is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration; that our souls are actually the electronic energy connections within our minds. That we are all one universal consciousness born into separate realities, experiencing itself subjectively. There is NO such thing as space and time or death; life is only an existential dream, and everything that ever thrived in the universe (humans, animals, plants, stars) is the imagination of ourselves.

Pretty much true.
Today, a young philosophy major on Magic Mushrooms, realized that all matter in the Universe is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration; that our souls are actually the electronic energy connections within our minds. That we are all one universal consciousness born into separate realities, experiencing itself subjectively. There is NO such thing as space and time or death; life is only an existential dream, and everything that ever thrived in the universe (humans, animals, plants, stars) is the imagination of ourselves.

Pantheistic Solipsistic Buddhism
by Kongamuse August 27, 2013
To be rejected or hurt or dumped by someone you're romantically interested in. Common symptoms include sleeping a lot, feeling like you're going to die, and wanting desperately to take a toaster bath.
Man, I got damaged today, and it hurt like hell.
by Kongamuse October 31, 2011
See: Teachers, Police Officers, School board, Religious people, the Church, the media, the government and state, and Psychiatrists. Basically, controlling dipshits in society who want you to be a good little robot and conform to their rules and standards and lose your individuality.

They enforce the Status Quo and believe that they can tell you what to Do, Think, Say, Act and everything else.
My life would be so much better without being brainwashed and taken advantage of by those stupid mind nazis.
by Kongamuse October 27, 2011