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Melam confidently strutted into his calc class.
melam by Suyash6969 December 17, 2017
Words you can keep

malama pono 

Malama pono is short for e malama pono which means "take care", or " take care of yourself". A common way that Hawaiians say good bye.
Malama pono my friend, until we met again.
malama pono by oceancats April 19, 2017
It comes from the Spanish pragmatism "Me la follo". In English "I want to fuck that girl" or "I like to have wild sex with this girl, but i am the forever alone guy"... more or less.
AMIGO - Mira esa tía!...
TÚ - Esta buenísima, MELAFO!
____

DUDE - Hey man, look at that girl!...
YOU - She's so good, MELAFO!
Melafo by Humin September 28, 2011

Shin Megami Tensei NINE 

Some Japanese Xbox game.
Gained popularity from the Youtube video "NINE is Terrifying" by Marsh, and the script of the video was turned into a copypasta within the Shin Megami Tensei community.
"Shin Megami Tensei NINE is a psychological horror game about a guy who gets attacked by a giant angry scrotum at a Taylor Swift concert, and then spends several months facing horrific hallucinations from the resulting PTSD."

-Marsh, 2020

megamilf 

A monolithic milf in a league of her own, by whom all other milfs shall be measured. Attained by a female after having naturally birthed at least 3 or more children and still able to maintain a face, figure and demeanour that draws much attention from the opposite sex. Age range irrelevant; any woman capable of this feat deserves kudos over and above the standard milf.
#1:"Dude, are those her kids??"
#2:"Hell no, can't be. She's the babysitter"
#1:"Dude-- those kids just called her mommy"
#2: "Damn, she can mommy me!!"
#1:"Dude, she's wearing a red thong under 'em jeans!!"
#2:"Hell, that ain't no milf... thassa Megamilf, indeed."
#1:"Amen brother"
megamilf by nutanhoney2 January 1, 2010

Megamoon 

An extended honeymoon; typically where the married couple go travelling for several months.
Connor and Jessica were off for 3 months on their Megamoon very soon after their wedding, starting in New Zealand and ending in Japan.
Megamoon by MaximillianPower December 3, 2022
Mela(thos): Melathos, which means "eternal home in one's heart" and you would say mela, more affectionately, to the person who has taken that place in your heart
"melathos phee, you mean everything to me, my mela <3"
mela by isiethelioness October 21, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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