Melafo 

It comes from the Spanish pragmatism "Me la follo". In English "I want to fuck that girl" or "I like to have wild sex with this girl, but i am the forever alone guy"... more or less.

AMIGO - Mira esa tía!...
TÚ - Esta buenísima, MELAFO!
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DUDE - Hey man, look at that girl!...
YOU - She's so good, MELAFO!

Melafo by Humin September 28, 2011

melason 

a noun,adjective and a verb; love; the kind of love that kills you and brings you back to life again; a roller coaster ride of emotions;happiness and energy; a certain boy a certain girl

My boyfriend is my melason.

melason by adik.ako35 February 28, 2010

Megafonzie 

A unit for measuring the coolness of something. The origin of this scientific unit is the animated television show Futurama. Professor Hubert Farnesworth invents a Coolometer, which uses Megafonzies as a unit for coolness.

When pointed at www.urbandictionary.com, the coolometer is give a reading of over 50 Megafonzies!

Megafonzie by Perryguy August 29, 2004

Metaforced 

Mashing irrelevant, randomly-selected, or just plain ridiculous analogies into a metaphor that simply doesn't work, in a lazy attempt to sound creative, irreverent or funny.

From the phrase "Forced Metaphor"

I have marked down your term paper because the following phrases are clearly metaforced: "The evening was pregnant with merriment" and "Her eyes were sparkling turds"

Metaforced by Selwyn Nogood November 30, 2010

melanocious

showing off your melanin or tan in a way it’s bragging.

Girl: Omg my skin looks so amazing thanks to the sun! I love being being tan!

Girl #2: Haha, you are so melanocious right now!

melanocious by Empress05 October 12, 2022

meladoodle 

The current Queen of Tumblr Textposts. Known for her massive dong.

Friend 1: "Damn son, check out this funny textpost"
Friend 2: "Oh that's a Meladoodle"
Friend 1: "Hoo dat"

meladoodle by clivepalmer September 13, 2013

melatonin 

A natural pill that not only helps you sleep but also gives you more intense vivid dreams. It also increases the chance of having a lucid dream.

That 6 mg of melatonin I took before I went to bed gave me a great nights sleep.

melatonin by TM January 8, 2005