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megamilf 

A monolithic milf in a league of her own, by whom all other milfs shall be measured. Attained by a female after having naturally birthed at least 3 or more children and still able to maintain a face, figure and demeanour that draws much attention from the opposite sex. Age range irrelevant; any woman capable of this feat deserves kudos over and above the standard milf.
#1:"Dude, are those her kids??"
#2:"Hell no, can't be. She's the babysitter"
#1:"Dude-- those kids just called her mommy"
#2: "Damn, she can mommy me!!"
#1:"Dude, she's wearing a red thong under 'em jeans!!"
#2:"Hell, that ain't no milf... thassa Megamilf, indeed."
#1:"Amen brother"
megamilf by nutanhoney2 January 1, 2010
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Metamilfisizing 

The process of turning into a milf
Ever since I got pregnant I can feel myself Metamilfisizing

MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH 

The advanced and more difficult version of the MILF Milking March challenge.

Unlike, casual MMM, MMMM, has rules similar to DDD (Destroy Dick December), where the main objective is to still milk a MILF's titties to fill up a glass, but this time, 1 glass increasing per day, and with the correct corresponding number to the date.

So, if it's March 13th, any amount of Milves better be ready to be milked and fill up 13 cups in total.
Don: What the absolute hell?!

Chad: WEAKLINGS! I have an army of Milves to prepare myself for MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH!

Kevin: HOLY SHIT! He's not just doing normal MMM, he's attempting MMMM!
MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH by Holy Weeb February 28, 2022

metamilfosis

The process of becoming a highly desirable older woman
By her fortieth birthday Lucia's metamilfosis was complete.
metamilfosis by philologue August 22, 2011

Mega milf 

Mary jo ford md aka DAkotas Mom aka the original milf
"dude i hit on dakotas mom on the way to venice " " SHES A mega MILF"

Metamilfosis

The biological process of an attractive young woman into a milf
Did you see Theresa had a baby? Looks like her metamilfosis is complete.
Metamilfosis by CaseOfTheMondays2020 December 16, 2019

MegaMilker 

When some one is doing you wrong.
Megamilk stack (plural).
Dude give me my vape back you are being a megamilker.
MegaMilker by Frank4206969 March 11, 2022