megamilf

A monolithic milf in a league of her own, by whom all other milfs shall be measured. Attained by a female after having naturally birthed at least 3 or more children and still able to maintain a face, figure and demeanour that draws much attention from the opposite sex. Age range irrelevant; any woman capable of this feat deserves kudos over and above the standard milf.

#1:"Dude, are those her kids??"
#2:"Hell no, can't be. She's the babysitter"
#1:"Dude-- those kids just called her mommy"
#2: "Damn, she can mommy me!!"
#1:"Dude, she's wearing a red thong under 'em jeans!!"
#2:"Hell, that ain't no milf... thassa Megamilf, indeed."
#1:"Amen brother"

by nutanhoney2 January 1, 2010

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Metamilfisizing

The process of turning into a milf

Ever since I got pregnant I can feel myself Metamilfisizing

by PhatAshkenaziB00bies April 6, 2021

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MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH

The advanced and more difficult version of the MILF Milking March challenge.

Unlike, casual MMM, MMMM, has rules similar to DDD (Destroy Dick December), where the main objective is to still milk a MILF's titties to fill up a glass, but this time, 1 glass increasing per day, and with the correct corresponding number to the date.

So, if it's March 13th, any amount of Milves better be ready to be milked and fill up 13 cups in total.

Don: What the absolute hell?!

Chad: WEAKLINGS! I have an army of Milves to prepare myself for MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH!

Kevin: HOLY SHIT! He's not just doing normal MMM, he's attempting MMMM!

by Holy Weeb February 28, 2022

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