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Originiating from the word "Meister" german for master, often a conductor of a symponthy or someone who is highly skilled at a particular topic.

Kid1: "zOMG, that kid is sooo teh meistro at haXxoring!!!11"

Kid2: "Stfu fag, before i got meistro on your ass, BLAM BLAM"

meistro by Brent Kimm September 23, 2008

Dick-Meistro

When someone is very good with dicks

That man looks like a dick-meistro to me

Dick-Meistro by Dikmasta69 January 31, 2020

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Sussy Meistro

A very suspicious thing.
Jack: Your being a sussy meistro
Oliver: shut the fuck up cunt

A very sussy thing. So if you were to shag your mother. That would be sussy meistro

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mestrogen

A feminine hormone found in most men.

Damn, young thug got so much mestrogen in him.

mestrogen by Ladyg and Kellz April 25, 2015

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Menstrosity

Noun.
A girl who is PMSing and/or being a total bitch. Whining, complaining, and crazy emotional outburts are all traits of a menstrosity

Babe: Did you hear Jillian screaming and ranting about how unfair life is?

Greg: Yeah, she was being a total menstrosity.

Menstrosity by Bambino624 December 16, 2008

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menstrosexual

A man who enjoys having sex with a woman during her period. A play on the word metrosexual.

Al's a damn menstrosexual, he told me he did his girlfriend when she was on the rag.

menstrosexual by Led Zeppole October 1, 2003

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menstroni

da female cycle, wen u on yo period!!!!

damn girl im on my menstroni and its leakin!!

menstroni by nyle johnson August 26, 2008

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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