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Originiating from the word "Meister" german for master, often a conductor of a symponthy or someone who is highly skilled at a particular topic.
Kid1: "zOMG, that kid is sooo teh meistro at haXxoring!!!11"

Kid2: "Stfu fag, before i got meistro on your ass, BLAM BLAM"
meistro by Brent Kimm September 23, 2008

Dick-Meistro

When someone is very good with dicks
That man looks like a dick-meistro to me
Dick-Meistro by Dikmasta69 January 31, 2020

Sussy Meistro 

A very suspicious thing.
Jack: Your being a sussy meistro
Oliver: shut the fuck up cunt
A very sussy thing. So if you were to shag your mother. That would be sussy meistro

mestrogen 

A feminine hormone found in most men.
Damn, young thug got so much mestrogen in him.
mestrogen by Ladyg and Kellz April 25, 2015

Menstrosity 

Noun.
A girl who is PMSing and/or being a total bitch. Whining, complaining, and crazy emotional outburts are all traits of a menstrosity
Babe: Did you hear Jillian screaming and ranting about how unfair life is?

Greg: Yeah, she was being a total menstrosity.
Menstrosity by Bambino624 December 16, 2008

menstrosexual

A man who enjoys having sex with a woman during her period. A play on the word metrosexual.
Al's a damn menstrosexual, he told me he did his girlfriend when she was on the rag.
menstrosexual by Led Zeppole October 1, 2003

menstroni 

da female cycle, wen u on yo period!!!!
damn girl im on my menstroni and its leakin!!
menstroni by nyle johnson August 26, 2008
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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