megapwn 

THE BEST WC3 PLAYER EVER HES ONE OF THE KINGS OF METASTASIS AND DINER OF THE HALL OF THE QUADRA CLAP

"Huge cock. Huge cock named 'Dad's cock'." - Swan
"megapwn is the only metastasis player better than me. I'd fuck him." - LimeLifeGirl
"The prodigal son of Profligacy." - Unknown
"I'm going to add megapwn to the credits for pokemon world. fuck the guy who actually made this map though lol" - eMoo

"dude you just got megapwn'd you retard lol"

megapwn by megapwn fanbase May 13, 2019

megapenis

The exact opposite of a micropenis.

The length must be at least 9 inches long and the girth must be at least 6 inches around.

A blessing from God only bestowed upon the best.

Girl 1: He bent me over and attempted to fit his megapenis into my tight pussy!
Girl 2: I hear it's like a Costco hotdog.

megapenis by Tom691738 June 14, 2018

megaowned

This term is used to describe when megavideo stops you from watching your favourite tv series, just before the climax.

"You have watched 52 minutes of video today." <- megaowned

megaowned by daveeeeegotmegaowned November 5, 2009

Megapint

A Megapint (MP) is a unit of measurement for liquid, consisting of 1024 pints. It is mostly commonly used when describing consumption of alcohol.

It cannot be used figuratively - only literally.

"I went to this huge party last night and everyone was so drunk; we drank a Megapint between us."

Megapint by Major Damage May 20, 2014

megapandiyan 

He is a smart and handsome guy with good acting skills and mimicry skills. He care about every girl he talks to and took sympathy from them. He is mostly in depressed state and try to pretend he isn't depressed. He is good brother

Don't be like megapandiyan

megapandiyan by Kaarthi November 23, 2021

megapint

Definition by Amber Heards Lawyer
A new scientific measurement for alcoholic beverages of your choice.

Also used in macrofauna

By any chance have you seen the megapint of water?

megapint by Maryjoseph May 3, 2022

Megapint

A glass of wine filled to the brim but not to the point of overflowing.

I believe you poured yourself a megapint of Red wine, That morning, Mr. Depp?

Megapint by The lowly knightmare May 14, 2022