Megalosexuals are people who will only develop feelings for someone if they'll be able to have power over them and be able to control them and their assets. Kind of like a gold digger but more messed up.
Person 1:''Steve just sent me a message saying how much he loves me''
"Nah man , that was some next level , beyond average , MEGA-DOPE shit man! I've never seen some shit like that before."
3"Yo ... Voltron is dope."
"True , but check this shit out man ... Each individual Lion is dope on their own ... but when all the elemental Lions combine into one GIANT integrated Robot ... THEN Voltron becomes MEGADOPE !!!!!
5 TIMES DOPE SON."
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.