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Megalosexual 

Megalosexuals are people who will only develop feelings for someone if they'll be able to have power over them and be able to control them and their assets. Kind of like a gold digger but more messed up.
Person 1:''Steve just sent me a message saying how much he loves me''

''Don't go out with him, he's a Megalosexual.''
Megalosexual by Todderina May 14, 2020
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Megasexual 

Megasexuals are characterized as people who lack emotional connection toward any person or persons unless they first form a strong sexual connection with someone. The opposite of a Demisexual.
I feel like we really get along well, but I can't commit to a relationship until we have sex. I'm a megasexual.
Megasexual by thewhosa June 12, 2015
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metalsexual

1. One who has an extreme fascination with heavy metal music and its many forms over all other music genres.
2. One who, if the embodiment of heavy metal were the same gender as that person, would have immediate sexual relations with the aforementioned music genre.
"You'd listen to DragonForce over Journey any day? What are you, a metalsexual?"
metalsexual by Ryan Stockton May 21, 2008

megansexual

Being completely into a girl named Megan who happens to live in another state
I think I’m becoming megansexual for this girl
megansexual by Handlingthesenutz March 28, 2022

Melosexual 

One whom sexual preference is drastically affected by music.
John is usually really drab but turn on some John Lennon and he turns melosexual.
Melosexual by Magya_ January 14, 2021

Melosexual 

a sexuality for people in love with Lorde
Oh my God! Lorde just posted a photo and I think I'm melosexual now!
Melosexual by cowboydubstep June 14, 2018

megasexual 

A person that is completely sexually open. This includes but is not limited to heterosexuality, homosexuality and incest. Megasexuals will have sex with men, women, intersexuals, animals, vegetables, minerals, furniture, tesla coils, jack frost, legal tender, Seth Killian, electricity, humunculi, naked singularities, baby bottles, garbage plates, starfish weiners, lady boys, snowmen, admiral ackbar, vestibules, mother nature, pygmies, real dolls, dr. sheldon cooper,Thor, traps, psyduck, dinosaurs, NCC-1701D, fox news pundits, spin networks, toasters, Mayor McCheese, lepers, dirty diapers, christmas, your mom and
whatever blanka is and beyond.
Larry broke up with Nick because he found out he was a megasexual; he could not forgive him for the time Glenn Beck tag teamed him with a geode.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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