Mega (
Greek): large
Monothálamos (Greek): unicellular
Phobia (Greek): fear
Irrational fear of unicellular organisms that do not
play by the surface area-to-volume ratio rule. Someone with Megamonothálamosaphobia will feel a certain out-of-body, exotic discomfort coupled with existential dread and feelings of inevitable doom when thinking about or seeing large cells visible to the naked eye, such as the 4cm-9cm
long Valonia ventricosa algae.
To self-diagnose yourself with Megamonothálamosaphobia, look up "Sailor's Eyeball" and "Largest unicellular organisms" on Google and start exploring.
People with Megamonothálamosaphobia
may experience a spectrum of negative emotions from "mild discomfort" to "nonconsensual Satanic ritual sacrifices of the
KKK persuasion".
Why does Kimmith look
like she just saw the holy ghost and is regretting every atheistic declaration she has ever made as hallucinations of Hell engulf her nonexistent
soul that she sold to the
Devil via depressive and curiosity-driven bargaining?
Oh, she just saw a giant cell. Kimmith has Megamonothálamosaphobia.