meeties

Shorter way of writing "Meetings"

Have fun at your meeties

by mk2014 April 18, 2014

screaming meemies

Attack of the nerves or an extreme state of manic disposition.

Hildred has had an attack of the screaming meemies. I think she needs to chill out and have a beer.

by twistedchick August 29, 2007

screaming meemies

1. Type of bomb, characterized by a loud, shrill screaming sound.
2. A type of firework, also characterized by a loud, shrill screaming sound.
3. A term used to convey how frightened you are. Commonly used in place of, or along with:
Heebie Jeebies
Booboo Jeebies
Quiver Shivers
Hoohaa Quivers
Shaky Shivers
and Scooby shivers (named for the shaking that the cartoon character Scooby Doo is prone to do when frightened)

Also, used in place of shorter terms, such as:
Creeps
Shivers
or shakes

"To get rid of the enemy, screaming meemies were used to destroy the area."

"The screaming meemies were so loud that they made my ears ring."

"This cave gives me the screaming meemies."

by Royal Mercenary of Queen Victoria June 25, 2005

eat the meaties

To "Eat the Meaties" is an affectionate form of vernacular around eating your ladies tender parts (meat curtains) after she's had an exceptionally long absence of such a release. It is rarely met with scorn or disdain as it represent a perfect opportunity for both a sexual act and simultaneous release of pent up frustration. A synonym for cunnilingus and a playful pun on the cereal tagline "Eat your Wheaties." It's clever and women know precisely what it means.

"I'm going to eat the meaties this weekend."

"I wish he we would step up and eat the meaties."

"Better eat you meaties."

by Kazansky2005 February 11, 2020

A Metties

When you just don't understand that a girl is into you.

Person 1: So dude, I was out with a friend last night, and when I was dropping her off at her house, she asked me to come in for a cup of coffee but since I hate coffee I refused her offer.
Person 2: Man, now you're just being a Metties.

by Metties May 13, 2018

The Meaties

When you eat so much meat it puts you in a state of temporary intoxication.

Damn Joe at so much meat he got the meaties, I swear I thought he was drunk.

by Burakarmiashu February 15, 2022

Screaming meemies

When you eat something bad and your shit explodes out of your asshole and gets everywhere

I went to Mexico an got the Screaming Meemies

by TedeMndhb January 17, 2011