Mesty 

Mesty describes a person who is messy and nasty. Additionally it can describe someone who doesn't smell good and is musty. Individuals who go out in public without looking presentable or make a fool out of themselves in public places are mesty. it can describe a persons attire, the way they smell and their actions.

"That woman in the grocery store was so mesty with her fishnet stockings and smeared make up."

"All my husband does is look at mesty women on MySpace all day. How disgusting."

Mesty by Kimi Davis December 23, 2013

Mesty 

Quite simply, the meaning of life.

Mesty originally derives from ancient scholars in Greece and Rome from the original Latin word 'Mestis'- 'mes' the Latin word for 'meaning', and 'tis' meaning 'existence' or 'life' in English. The word in modern times has been forgotten and left behind and only used by those experienced in rock music, drugs and the secret third step only known to the inner members of the Mesty Clan.

Andy: Oi Tristan.

Tristan: Yeah?

Andy: Mesty.

Tristan: Dude, are you trippin'?

Andy: Yeah man.

Mesty by Andy Quem July 6, 2007

horn mestizo 

1. a. A person of mixed European and Native American heritage or descent who rambles in his/her speech, b. eats an inordinant amount of carrots, or c. cramps the bug.

2. Harsh sun

3. Withered corn stalk

1.a) That ol' horn mestizo is really annoying, and if he don't shut his trap soon, I'm gonna lamblast the son'u'bitch
1.b) The horn mestizo over there sure can eat alotta them carrots
1.c) Check out that friggin' horn mestizo!

2. I grew increasingly hot in the horn mestizo.

3. The shanks of the horn mestizo ruffled in the rising wind.

horn mestizo by P'tainz March 25, 2011

New Jersey messy 

Specifically Northern New Jersey messy.

Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.

An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.

If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:

“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.

But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:

“It’s New Jersey messy”

meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.

Friend #1 Is that watch and designer shirt you’re wearing real or knock offs?
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.

New Jersey messy by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 22, 2022

meaty beaty

Someone who walks around work like they own the jawn, gets paid more than everyone else. Paid to stand around beating their meat.

That new guy doesn't do shit, he's such a meaty beaty. But ya know, he earned it!

meaty beaty by Radicalbatical March 18, 2019

Mastylock 

When ones main hand becomes stiff and starts to twitch out of control. Chronic masturbation is the leading cause of this common teenage male disease.

Symptoms:
Sudden urge to relieve one self
Bulging fore-arm muscle, with inverse proportion to the opposite fore-arm.

If one finds another person/persons with "Mastylock", it is highly recommended to stand back and then state clearly who currently has it and what it is.

Warning: Staring at someones "Mastylock" can sometimes cause the looker to catch "Mastylock", depending on ones sexuality.

"Oh my god Kieran has Mastylock! Its when someone masturbates so much thier hand locks up!"

Jac is a faggot.

Mastylock by bob schumacer April 2, 2011

mestrogen 

A feminine hormone found in most men.

Damn, young thug got so much mestrogen in him.

mestrogen by Ladyg and Kellz April 25, 2015