Meerkats

A slang term for a group of people who stand on objects, like chairs and stools, to get a better view of their surroundings. Usually occurs in lunch rooms when a special event is taking place. Standing in a group, they look like a pack of meerkats.

"Look at those meerkats standing on their lunch stools."

by Sam_R_I March 4, 2008

Meerkats in the wind

A group of boys who simultaneously turn their heads at the sound of a loud exhaust. Seen in groups of six these meerkats divert their attention from Clash Royale to Cars instead.

"We're like meerkats in the wind the way we look at that VL turbo" - Logan Martin

by Village Chief August 19, 2025

quote of meerkats

a quote of meerkats is a group or family of meerkats

a single meerkat is a Sergei, a group is a quote of meerkats

by feemay November 12, 2013

Meerkat toe

Meerkat toe is the part of particularly large woman’s gunt where the flab folds join to the belly button

Caw look at that gert whale over there, she’s got a lovely meerkat toe

by Alantitmangle April 13, 2020

Meerkat Wank

Similar to a danger wank in that the process involves masterbating while fully aware of the very real danger of being caught out, either by a parent, family member, work colleague, etc. The difference is that with a Meerkat Wank you are standing up whilst having a danger wank, and so are straining your head and neck whilst listening and looking out for anyone who might catch you in the act. Looking like a meerkat standing sentry on it's rear legs as you do so.

I was that worried getting caught by my wife stroking one out the other night I ended up having a full on meerkat wank.

by G_inthehouse March 18, 2009

Papa Meerkat

Those who quickly sit upwards randomly during a sleeping session. They look around like a meerkat and then shortly after confirming their environment is safe, they resume sleeping.

"Stop eating pasta and go the fuck to bed Jayson, and i swear to god you better not Papa Meerkat tonight!"
Also,
"Why the fuck is Jayson looking around, its 3 am!", "don't worry bro it's just papa meerkat.. he's more scared of us then we are of him".

by Ceaser69 July 21, 2012

Meerkat Nipples

When it's either cold or one is sexually aroused, their nipples stand up like a meerkat.

When my Twitter Crush slides into my direct messages, I get the Meerkat Nipples.

by Anniethenanny August 2, 2017