Definitions by Sam_R_I

bjornson 

An obese person who displays sloth, gluttony, and greed. They are fans of McDonald's, Big Gulps, naps, and gift money. Derived from the last name Bjornson, which means son of bear in Norweigan.

Tim is such a bjornson, because he ate pizza while everyone else worked.

bjornson by Sam_R_I March 4, 2008

tuddle 

A verb describing a situation in which one epically fails a physical task at hand. Sometimes results in injury.

Jack totally tuddled out on the rail that he tried to grind,and he fell on his head.

tuddle by Sam_R_I March 4, 2008

gift money

Money that one receives for a special occasion or holiday. They then refuse to pay someone back with that money out of pure greed. Usually is found in the pockets of a bjornson.

"I can't pay you back with my gift money, my mom gave it to me for Columbus Day."

gift money by Sam_R_I March 4, 2008

Meerkats 

A slang term for a group of people who stand on objects, like chairs and stools, to get a better view of their surroundings. Usually occurs in lunch rooms when a special event is taking place. Standing in a group, they look like a pack of meerkats.

"Look at those meerkats standing on their lunch stools."

Meerkats by Sam_R_I March 4, 2008

hollywood

A nickname for someone who is constantly on their cell phone, either talking or texting.

"Hollywood over here's been talking on his phone all day."

hollywood by Sam_R_I March 4, 2008