A mermasaurus rex is a mythical creature designed by 2 of the earth's most intelligent minds, Blake and Angela. It is half mermaid and half t-rex. the upper half is that of a beastly tyranosaurus rex and the lower half is a mermaid tail. The mermasaurus lives alone on remote islands around the world usually laying out in the sun, listening to boy George, doing the crossword puzzles in the New York times, chain smoking and swearing like a sailor. They can only be seen by those with an open mind or children. If you happen to be one of the lucky few who get to meet one you will likely receive a golden coin with an image of boy George on it from them. Be polite and don't act afraid or they will eat you in one bite.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.