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Medijuana
The doctors now prescribe medijuana to patients suffering from muscle or joint pain, soft tissue injuries, anorexia, epileptic tremors & seizures, stress, anxiety, swelling, blood pressure, deficit disorder from hyperactivity, depression, and for body builders as a natural steroid.
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miracle medijuana
miracle medijuana by cherokee1 May 18, 2009
marijuana peanut butter cup
A marijuana peanut butter cup consists of peanut butter, chocolate, and marijuana. What better way to sell candy than adding illegal drugs to the mix. Truly, a fantastic way to put a smile on any policeman's face when arresting a suspect.
Jordan Schafer was arrested on charges of felony possession of marijuana and three marijuana peanut butter cups in Florida. He was with the Houston Astros at the time and served a suspension stemming from the arrest.
marijuana peanut butter cup by PWS27 July 11, 2017
marijuana
marijuana by what do you care June 16, 2003
Marijuana Philosopher
A person whom often high, disregards the teachings of the world, and philosophizes his own theories about creation, the universe, and other forms of science.
"Dude, this just came to me."
"Whaaat duude?"
"dude. What if the world, was like, an ipod library, and god was just shuffling the galaxies, and like earth was just the in song in the cosmos, and was the top listened to planet on the play list of the universe?"
"woh dude, woh, you Marijuana Philosopher you.
"Whaaat duude?"
"dude. What if the world, was like, an ipod library, and god was just shuffling the galaxies, and like earth was just the in song in the cosmos, and was the top listened to planet on the play list of the universe?"
"woh dude, woh, you Marijuana Philosopher you.
Marijuana Philosopher by Mtaylor1057 February 10, 2009
mirijuanacle
Guy 1: how did you get over your phobia of spiders?
Guy 2: I got high and realized that spiders are not that scary.
Guy 1: it's a mirijuanacle!!
Guy 2: I got high and realized that spiders are not that scary.
Guy 1: it's a mirijuanacle!!
mirijuanacle by SamiMoein November 26, 2013
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026