medijuana 

Medicinal Marijuana. Very difficult to get without a prescription and very strong!

Berg: Hey where did you get that medijuana!? It's dank!

medijuana by TheChio54 November 9, 2007

Medijuana 

Medicinal grade marijuana.

The doctors now prescribe medijuana to patients suffering from muscle or joint pain, soft tissue injuries, anorexia, epileptic tremors & seizures, stress, anxiety, swelling, blood pressure, deficit disorder from hyperactivity, depression, and for body builders as a natural steroid.

Medijuana by VicChic October 16, 2016

miracle medijuana 

legal dope that eliminates pain or delusions or normalcy.

let's stop by guy's house. He has some killer miracle medijuana.

miracle medijuana by cherokee1 May 18, 2009

marijuana peanut butter cup 

A marijuana peanut butter cup consists of peanut butter, chocolate, and marijuana. What better way to sell candy than adding illegal drugs to the mix. Truly, a fantastic way to put a smile on any policeman's face when arresting a suspect.

Jordan Schafer was arrested on charges of felony possession of marijuana and three marijuana peanut butter cups in Florida. He was with the Houston Astros at the time and served a suspension stemming from the arrest.

marijuana peanut butter cup by PWS27 July 11, 2017

marijuana 

God's gift to mankind

And God saith "Let there be happiness", and there was marijuana

marijuana by what do you care June 16, 2003

Marijuana Philosopher 

A person whom often high, disregards the teachings of the world, and philosophizes his own theories about creation, the universe, and other forms of science.

"Dude, this just came to me."

"Whaaat duude?"

"dude. What if the world, was like, an ipod library, and god was just shuffling the galaxies, and like earth was just the in song in the cosmos, and was the top listened to planet on the play list of the universe?"

"woh dude, woh, you Marijuana Philosopher you.

Marijuana Philosopher by Mtaylor1057 February 10, 2009

mirijuanacle 

A miracle like situation causes by the effects of smoking marijuana.

Guy 1: how did you get over your phobia of spiders?

Guy 2: I got high and realized that spiders are not that scary.

Guy 1: it's a mirijuanacle!!

mirijuanacle by SamiMoein November 26, 2013