mechromancer

the best class to ever choose in a rpg....only skills you'd need: ANARCHY!!!! PRESHRUNK CYBERPUNK!!!!! Close Enough and Discord

Mechromancer: "You say mechro I say mancer, MECHRO....you guys suck!"
Psycho: "I wanna eat your babies!"
Mechromancer: "*Gains anarchy* SO MANY STACKS! *Shoots guy in face* Robot: 1. Bandits: 0!"

by Professor Satanic Penguin April 30, 2015

Techromancer

Someone who wines and dines technology in all it's various forms.

"Hey Baby, those are some might fine looking circuits you got there, and I would know because I'm a Techromancer!"

"That's a Motherboard i'd like to get to know, if ya know what I'm sayin'!"

by GoldenManticore March 4, 2010

macromancer

A Macromancer is one who can conjur McDonalds seemingly out of thin air. He/She seems to always have Mickey D's on a big night out and can always be relied on to be packing McNuggets in their oddly deep pockets.

"Dude, I was so drunk, thank god Sam went all Macromancer. That cheeseburger saved my life"

by LibDawg September 12, 2013

Macromancer

A Macromancer is an macroeconomist who makes short term predictions about the economy, ie GDP growth and the stock market in general (while sector specific predictions often involve some degree of industry or subject domain knowledge, hence fall outside the realm of macromancy). Note, individuals without PhDs cannot be called macromancers. They must instead be referred to as acolytes of macromancy.

Bob: Are you still all in on equities? The economist on TV last night said we are on the verge of another recession from the trade war!
Frank: Don’t mind him. He’s just a macromancer. Stay the course and keep investing!

by Alexblablabla October 10, 2018