Meaty Taco

1. A real thick set of meat curtains that look like flank steak in a taco.

2. The kind of pussy lips that you can tie in a knot

Johnny: Man, that girl Mary sure did have some nice tits, how was her Va-J-J?

Billy: After I motor-boated that bitch, I slide down her panties and out flopped a Meaty Taco!

by Tmoney35 May 26, 2010

meat taco

A females vagina

Can i eat your meat taco

by paige December 12, 2003

double meat taco

When going down on a girl, and you proceed to throw up on her coochie. It is the male version of the chunky waterfall. See antonym: chunky waterfall.

"Hey my girls vag smells so bad, when I went on down her I ended up giving her a Double Meat Taco!"

by schoolglue1234 September 6, 2014

Mooshey Melty Taco Meatball

When a girl is passed out naked at a party cause the dumb bitch cant handle her liquor. You proceed to take a dump in a toilet, put on a latex glove and grab a turd that looks like a meatball, and take it out of the toilet and place it on the hole of her vagina. She proceeds to wake up in the morning and looks down and see's a mooshey melting meatball looking turd slammed in her taco.

Yo Megan couldn't handle those yeagerbombs last week, its a shame cause she woke up with a Mooshey Melty Taco Meatball between her legs.

by Le Wubbie November 10, 2008

loose meat taco

It is southern slang for a vagina

If I'm lucky she will give up some loose meat taco tonight.

by Llama Yawn November 4, 2015

pink fresh meat taco

The act of a male shitting on a female's vaginal area, then ejaculating on top of the said turd. The male then may or may not eat the freshly made entree.

I was horny, hungry, and had to take a shit at the same time, so I made myself a pink fresh meat taco. MMMmmmm....

by Steve-o and Tim May 30, 2007

taco meat

a tuft of chest hair protruding from the v-shaped opening at the collar of a shirt

He's known for showing some taco meat

by etymological emir October 31, 2009