meatwallet

A burly man who doesn't really know that he's cool.

Man 1: I suck.
Man 2: Meatwallet, you have seen anything have you?

by Smart American Male September 10, 2006

Meat Wallet

A fat stanking pair of pussy lips, often bigger than a kangaroos. The meat wallet is usually dark brown in color and smells like 3 month old roast beast.

Trimble smacked his rocks off grandma's meat wallet feverishly before shooting his moon cheese up the great divide.

by JC Pacifico April 11, 2003

Meatballed

When you accidentally run over a dog.

I am happy I just meatballed my neighbors dog.

by PipingDownDudesIsLit November 18, 2020

meatwall

the involuntary mechanical clenching of the vagina during early sexual encounters, thus preventing penetration

I totally meatwalled John last night, let’s hope third times the charm!
I wish more people talked about meatwalling, it’s so widely experienced!

by grace_l April 26, 2022

Metralleta

Sub Machine Gun or Machine Gun
“any weapon which shoots... automatically more than one shot, without manual reloading, by a single function of the trigger.”

From the Song "Laboratorio Cristalitos" by Brujeria
"Laboratorio cristalitos
Estas fumando los hielitos.
Esa lluvia del sobaco
Dos dias tienes Demoniaco.
Quien me busca esta tocando
Metralleta vas matando."

by Teresa Martinez January 14, 2008

Meatwall

When a man surprises you with A huge fleshy cock when you least expected it.

I turned around only to see Peters meatwall rite in my face.

by MBstyle January 24, 2019

meatwall

a sentient (yet unintelligible or unresponsive) occupying a narrow thoroughfare, requiring anyone with intentions of passing to manuever awkwardly close to said individual.

I almost missed my flight because a meatwall was blocking the walkway!

by meatwall449 July 24, 2011