meatwall

the involuntary mechanical clenching of the vagina during early sexual encounters, thus preventing penetration

I totally meatwalled John last night, let’s hope third times the charm!
I wish more people talked about meatwalling, it’s so widely experienced!

by grace_l April 26, 2022

meatwall

a sentient (yet unintelligible or unresponsive) occupying a narrow thoroughfare, requiring anyone with intentions of passing to manuever awkwardly close to said individual.

I almost missed my flight because a meatwall was blocking the walkway!

by meatwall449 July 24, 2011

Meatwall

When a man surprises you with A huge fleshy cock when you least expected it.

I turned around only to see Peters meatwall rite in my face.

by MBstyle January 24, 2019