meatwall 

the involuntary mechanical clenching of the vagina during early sexual encounters, thus preventing penetration

I totally meatwalled John last night, let’s hope third times the charm!
I wish more people talked about meatwalling, it’s so widely experienced!

meatwall by grace_l April 26, 2022

Meatwall 

When a man surprises you with A huge fleshy cock when you least expected it.

I turned around only to see Peters meatwall rite in my face.

Meatwall by MBstyle January 24, 2019

meatwall 

a sentient (yet unintelligible or unresponsive) occupying a narrow thoroughfare, requiring anyone with intentions of passing to manuever awkwardly close to said individual.

I almost missed my flight because a meatwall was blocking the walkway!

meatwall by meatwall449 July 24, 2011

meatball parade 

meet-bawl puh-reyd (noun) A group of overweight/obese individuals herded together, usually (but not necessarily) blocking the way.

1. "I would've gotten here faster, but there was a meatball parade at the traffic intersection!"
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."

meatball parade by not_an_alien December 9, 2015

meatball surgery

A nickname for surgery that is meant to be performed rapidly to stabilize the patient as quickly as possible.

Amid technical innovations and changes of personnel, one thing that did not change was the MASH's basic function of performing what Capt. H. Richard Hornberger of the 8055th later called "meatball surgery." Speaking as Richard Hooker, pseudonymous author of M*A*S*H, he suggested that meatball surgery is a specialty in itself. "We are not concerned with the ultimate reconstruction of the patient. We are concerned only with getting the kid out of here alive enough for someone else to reconstruct him. Up to a point we are concerned with fingers, hands, arms and legs, but sometimes we deliberately sacrifice a leg in order to save a life, if the other wounds are more important. In fact, now and then we may lose a leg because, if we spent an extra hour trying to save it, another guy in the pre-op ward could die from being operated on too late. Our general attitude around here is that we want to play par surgery. Par is a live patient."

meatball surgery by Jack Neary August 16, 2006

Swedish Meatballs 

1. Tasty ground beef shaped into spheres to enjoy for consumption.

2. The act of a man tea bagging a woman in the mouth so she can taste his scrotum.

3. The Swedes make some damn good meat.

"Do you like our Swedish Meatballs or did you prefer the Italian sausage?"

Man: "Would you like me to give you my Swedish Meatballs?"

Woman: "Um, hell no."

Swedish Meatballs by awbatman500 June 15, 2014

spapeggy and meatballs

•Noodles •Tomato Sauce •Balls Of Meat •The right amount of sugar (one tablespoon full of orange juice) and Parmesano cheese.

PEGGY: I hope you brought your appetites, because I made spapeggy and meatballs!
ASSISTANT PASTOR LARRY: Did she say "spapeggy ?"
HANK: Well, "spapeggy " is kind of like spaghetti. I'm not sure what Peggy does different, if anything. But it's the one dish she's kind of made her own.

spapeggy and meatballs by Chill Dank Hill May 29, 2018