A fat stanking pair of pussy lips, often bigger than a kangaroos. The meat wallet is usually dark brown in color and smells like 3 month old roast beast.
Trimble smacked his rocks off grandma's meat wallet feverishly before shooting his moon cheese up the great divide.
by JC Pacifico April 11, 2003
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A vagina. A very, very meaty vagina with big pussy lips.
Holy shit, check out that meat wallet! That would make for some good camel toe.
by Amadeus Sinclair April 09, 2009
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When a woman stuffs and tucks her meat curtains deep inside her HAM wallet ... you get a MEAT WALLET
My MEAT WALLET looks like a ran over pack of bacon!!
by Bubblegum Lips March 30, 2011
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when you're buying something and you don't have any money, you jerk off the cashier, he spooges on the money in the cash register, and he lets you have your shit for free.
Mark had his worst month ever and had to jerk out his meat wallet.
by Here N. Thayer December 01, 2006
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a meat wallet is a hot meatty vaj that swallows up your meat.
I filled that chicks meat wallet last night.
by herman11111111 November 22, 2005
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