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A fat stanking pair of pussy lips, often bigger than a kangaroos. The meat wallet is usually dark brown in color and smells like 3 month old roast beast.
Trimble smacked his rocks off grandma's meat wallet feverishly before shooting his moon cheese up the great divide.
by JC Pacifico April 11, 2003
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
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a meat wallet is a hot meatty vaj that swallows up your meat.
I filled that chicks meat wallet last night.
by herman11111111 November 22, 2005
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son thats some nasty meat wallet you found, get rid of her
theres a shotgun out back
by De Shawnte Kang April 20, 2008
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