meatshed

The casting off or falling of flesh from the body.

Robber: (While unsheathing sword) Empty all of the safes and give me all the cash or I'll have to be gettin' to slicin' off some of them hands!

Bank Teller: (Puts hands up in air) No No No sir, that won't be necessary I'll be fetchin' the money presently, you know, we don't want no meatshed sir!

by Danny Klingaman March 12, 2007

Kevin's Meatshed

A meatshed owned by Kevin where he will handle your meat and deliver some nice packages of meat.

Guy 1: Hey you want to catch some lunch, maybe hook up with some chicks tonight?

Guy 2: I'm fine, I just came from Kevin's Meatshed.

by BNaae October 23, 2011

Meatsheets

Bedsheets that have been covered in so much semen, that they are now more protein than cloth.

Little Jimmy was so lonely that he could cook his meatsheets like a steak

by Girthiest February 13, 2017

meatshell

A nickname for people named Michelle.
Also known as a combination of some meat and a shell

Others: Hey Meatshell!
Meatshell: Hmm, you got my name wrong, it should be Michelle!
Others: But it pronounces the same, I don't see the difference

Michelle aka Meatshell: You can call me both if you want, duh!
Others : Meatshell Meatshell Michelle Mwahahahahah What a lovely nickname !
Michelle aka Meatshell: Stop it guys, I know it sound gorgeous (fake eye roll)
Others: Oops~
Michelle aka Meatshell : Just kidding, How I love this nickname ! You guys are geniuses !!!

by Moominvalley_monkeys_arale_lov December 27, 2017

meatshelly

Meatshell plus y

Meatshelly🥩🐚
Whoop whoop!

by Moominvalley_monkeys_arale_lov January 31, 2018