Meatsheets

Bedsheets that have been covered in so much semen, that they are now more protein than cloth.

Little Jimmy was so lonely that he could cook his meatsheets like a steak

Meatsheets by Girthiest February 13, 2017

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Meat sheets

The beefiest of pussy lips. Looking like some thinly sliced steak. See also skirt steak

Fucking Mary and I were getting hot, went to go down on her and she had some meat sheets.

Meat sheets by Doc Starr November 28, 2021

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Oi oi, look out! Here comes meatwheels!

meatwheels by Sanatogen December 13, 2008

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meat sheets by fulton89 January 19, 2006

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To pound several mountain dews as quickly as possible.

Yo man, you just meathheeted the hell out of the soda in my fridge.

Meathheet by image969 March 19, 2012

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The physical state of excessive sweating after a heavy night of alcohol and meat intake.

Hey Sean have you seen Chad today? He must have went hard last night because he's got a bad case of the meatsweats.

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When your giving it to your girl so good she gets that all over her body sweat.

Dan, I want you to hit it so good I get the meatsweats!

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