meatpaws 

Anything meddlesome. Words, opinions, actual hands. Someone with meatpaws has an opinion or certain (and only right) way of doing anything and everything and they *have* to be the ones doing it. Even things they've never seen or done before.

Uncle Herschel couldn't keep his meatpaws out of Aunt Cassie's thanksgiving dinner; that's why the turkey is stuffed with baked beans and there's cranberries in the sweet potatoes.

meatpaws by CoyotesGirl December 31, 2012

Meat Paws 

Meat Paws occurs when you are really fat, when your hands swell up till they resemble paws.

omg, did you see that girl? She had meat paws!

Meat Paws by Rlvers March 27, 2011

Meat paws 

1) Striking two keys with one finger, leading to a typo. Usually referred to as a "case of meat paws".

2) Excessively fat or stubby fingers, leading to frequent occurrences of multiple-key typos as defined above.

Person one: I just came back from qwork.
Person two: Looks like you've got a case of meat paws.

Meat paws by D.L. "Fox" Doucette September 15, 2003

Meat Paws 

JUICY FINGERS

Mr. Whitney attempted to put on his leather gloves but his meat paws prevented him from doing so.

Meat Paws by 247 JAK December 17, 2014

metapaws 

when kolim wants to say menopause but he's kolim

Connor must be going throuhg metapaws.

metapaws by MachCoyote August 11, 2021