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Anything meddlesome. Words, opinions, actual hands. Someone with meatpaws has an opinion or certain (and only right) way of doing anything and everything and they *have* to be the ones doing it. Even things they've never seen or done before.

Uncle Herschel couldn't keep his meatpaws out of Aunt Cassie's thanksgiving dinner; that's why the turkey is stuffed with baked beans and there's cranberries in the sweet potatoes.

meatpaws by CoyotesGirl December 31, 2012

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Meat Paws

Meat Paws occurs when you are really fat, when your hands swell up till they resemble paws.

omg, did you see that girl? She had meat paws!

Meat Paws by Rlvers March 27, 2011

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Meat paws

1) Striking two keys with one finger, leading to a typo. Usually referred to as a "case of meat paws".

2) Excessively fat or stubby fingers, leading to frequent occurrences of multiple-key typos as defined above.

Person one: I just came back from qwork.
Person two: Looks like you've got a case of meat paws.

Meat paws by D.L. "Fox" Doucette September 15, 2003

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JUICY FINGERS

Mr. Whitney attempted to put on his leather gloves but his meat paws prevented him from doing so.

Meat Paws by 247 JAK December 17, 2014

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metapaws

when kolim wants to say menopause but he's kolim

Connor must be going throuhg metapaws.

metapaws by MachCoyote August 11, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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