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Meatitarian 

Like a vegitarian, but someone who only eats meat and no veggies. A vegitarian thinks eating meat is cruel, a meatitarian thinks eating vegitation (plants/fauna) is cruel. 100% carnivorous.
Teacher: Who here wants or needs the special diet meals at camp?

Student One: I do ma'am.

Student Two (whispers): Dude! Are you a vegitarian?!

Student One (whispers): No! I'm a meatitarian!
Meatitarian by GoddessRandomSkittle September 11, 2010

Meatiterranean 

This word describes a Mediterranean person who relies on meat as the mean component of every meal defying the popular norm of the vegetable-rich Mediterranean diet.
The Maeatiterranean is a person who is always hungry, prefers to use no utensils when eating larger pieces of meat, and could occasionally show off their round healthy belly!
This term is also used as a comeback when a white supremacist claims they are vegetarian to save the world's resources!
-Hey, I am inviting X to our party but just a heads up, he is vegetarian!

-oh yeah?sure he is a great dude...but does he know we are Meatiterranean? The last thing i want is someone to make a scene!
Meatiterranean by bhaddad March 6, 2023
A meat-based, possibly toxic, product of questionable origin and/or content, especially one bought from a van that wasn't there yesterday and won't be there tomorrow.
Thinking, 'what the hell' he bit deeply into the meatish pie, marvelling at the grey tubes and gristle that bubbled out over his fingers.
Meatish by TragedyTrousers February 2, 2009

meatitation 

A sense of calm that comes from being transported to your umami place.
He practiced the art of meatitation daily with regular bites of a bacon cheeseburger.
meatitation by xxltaco December 8, 2021

Meatitude 

Why's the bosses door shut? Oh, because he's got a major meatitude. Dont' bother him.
Meatitude by oface10 December 19, 2010