meat waffle

a road-killed animal with tyre tread patterns impressed into its flesh : Fluffy's adventure in jaywalking immediately rendered her a meat waffle by a late-model Saab with new Goodyear Aqua-Treads.

Fluffy's adventure in jaywalking immediately rendered her a meat waffle by a late-model Saab with new Goodyear Aqua-Treads.

by Loopy Garou September 19, 2005

Belgium Meat Waffle

To eat a nasty, flappy, and worn out vagina covered in maple syrup.

She said, "he gave the greatest Belgium Meat Waffle in the World."

by Shannonbeaman April 14, 2014

meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019

Wiffle meat

wondrous flesh between genitalia and anus.

She/he prefers it when I shave my wiffle meat.

by ChazDoyle July 18, 2010

meatwaffle

What one will become if one skydives without benefit of a parachute.

Pull the ripcord or you'll be a meatwaffle.

by redvette1960 June 25, 2004

meatwaffle

A waffle with various meats inside.

"I went over to IHOP and ordered a meatwaffle." -Oscar Wilde

by Meat Waffle October 5, 2007