meat waffle

a road-killed animal with tyre tread patterns impressed into its flesh : Fluffy's adventure in jaywalking immediately rendered her a meat waffle by a late-model Saab with new Goodyear Aqua-Treads.
Fluffy's adventure in jaywalking immediately rendered her a meat waffle by a late-model Saab with new Goodyear Aqua-Treads.
by Loopy Garou September 18, 2005
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Belgium Meat Waffle

To eat a nasty, flappy, and worn out vagina covered in maple syrup.
She said, "he gave the greatest Belgium Meat Waffle in the World."
by Shannonbeaman April 14, 2014
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meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.
Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.
by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019
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