meat waffle 

a road-killed animal with tyre tread patterns impressed into its flesh : Fluffy's adventure in jaywalking immediately rendered her a meat waffle by a late-model Saab with new Goodyear Aqua-Treads.

Fluffy's adventure in jaywalking immediately rendered her a meat waffle by a late-model Saab with new Goodyear Aqua-Treads.

meat waffle by Loopy Garou September 19, 2005

Belgium Meat Waffle 

To eat a nasty, flappy, and worn out vagina covered in maple syrup.

She said, "he gave the greatest Belgium Meat Waffle in the World."

Belgium Meat Waffle by Shannonbeaman April 14, 2014

meat headed dick waffle 

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

meat headed dick waffle by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019

Wiffle meat 

wondrous flesh between genitalia and anus.

She/he prefers it when I shave my wiffle meat.

Wiffle meat by ChazDoyle July 18, 2010

meatwaffle 

What one will become if one skydives without benefit of a parachute.

Pull the ripcord or you'll be a meatwaffle.

meatwaffle by redvette1960 June 25, 2004

meatwaffle 

A waffle with various meats inside.

"I went over to IHOP and ordered a meatwaffle." -Oscar Wilde

meatwaffle by Meat Waffle October 5, 2007