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Meat Missle 

A abnormally large member of the male, Larger than average consisting of more than nine inches in length.
Check out james's meat missle,"can we say wow."
Meat Missle by James Fisher August 13, 2006

Italian Meat Missile 

When you're about to fornicate with a female from behind, you first rub your wiener down with a combination of marinara and extra virgin olive oil. Then, you get a whole genoa salami soaked in alfredo sauce and insert it into her rear end while banging her from behind and exclaim "Madonna Mia!" :0
During a romantico evening with Albabe, Moltisanti decided it was time to show off his tenderness and compassion by providing a finely-executed Italian Meat Missile to his partner's perfectly sculpted rear.

Monster Meat Missile 

Large penis. The 3M.
She could barely crawl unto his Monster Meat Missile. The thing was so large. Her vagina lips were stretched to the limits.

Kentucky Meat Missile 

When you use a hotdog as a dildo on a chick, then push hard on her ponch and fire it across the room to get it out.
We didn't have any toys or nuthin, so we used a Kentucky Meat Missile. That son of bitch went clean across to the living room.
Kentucky Meat Missile by x BILKO x September 7, 2016

poop seeking meat missile

The erect phallus of a man that is about to be inserted into the brown-eye of another man/woman.
"I've got a present for you," Floyd said to his lover Timothy, "a poop seeking meat missile!"

Meat Missel 

Meat Missel - A meat missel is the name used to describe a thick super strength penis that will dart into treacherous and unknow territories. It has a mission, this mission is to seek and shoot ultra gooey "man magma" on its opposition. Mainly shot in attacks with Yappers, Meat Wallets and Dirty Butt Bunkers.
Oliver pasted that Meat Wallets ovies with his ultra thick man chowder after his Meat Missel exploded.
Meat Missel by Cx2UR January 14, 2009