Costa Rican Goggles

When one places a female partner's generously proportioned breasts over the eyes, such that they rest upon the face like goggles or similar eyeware.

May be supplemented by a bronski (aka Motorboat).
Upon engaging in some provacative behavior with Albabe, Moltisanti decided to slide on a nice set of Costa Rican Goggles, smiling enthusiastically with his eyes cover by some fabulous New York Booooooobs.
by MafiosoMasterpiece September 09, 2009
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Italian Meat Missile

When you're about to fornicate with a female from behind, you first rub your wiener down with a combination of marinara and extra virgin olive oil. Then, you get a whole genoa salami soaked in alfredo sauce and insert it into her rear end while banging her from behind and exclaim "Madonna Mia!" :0
During a romantico evening with Albabe, Moltisanti decided it was time to show off his tenderness and compassion by providing a finely-executed Italian Meat Missile to his partner's perfectly sculpted rear.
by MafiosoMasterpiece December 05, 2010
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