When you're about to fornicate with a female from behind, you first rub your wiener down with a combination of marinara and extra virgin olive oil. Then, you get a whole genoa salami soaked in alfredo sauce and insert it into her rear end while banging her from behind and exclaim "MadonnaMia!" [ :0
During a romantico evening with Albabe, Moltisanti decided it was time to show off his tenderness and compassion by providing a finely-executed Italian Meat Missile to his partner's perfectly sculpted rear.
The man is naked and erect, perched upon an elevated platform, such as a table, stool, or bed, while the nubile woman is face down on all fours on the ground, buttocks in the air. The man then leaps from his platform and attempts to penetrate the woman upon falling from his jump. If successful penetration is achieved, a Scandinavian Meat Missile has been performed. If penetration is not achieved, the erect peniswill then be smashed against an uncomfortable surface, such as the floor or kneecap.
"Dude I messed up the Scandinavian Meat Missile last night, my dick hurts like crazy"
"Oh my God man I had the greatest Scandinavian Meat Missile last night. Hole in one"
Girl: I had the worst experience last night...something called a Scandinavian Meat Missile?...
Guy: Shut the fuck up bitch.. That shit's tight
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."