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meat beard 

Any occurance of a ball sack resting on someone's chin while giving head, normally associated with hetrosexual fellatio. Can also refer to any female with exceptionally large vaginal lips/labia receiving cunnilingus.
Although it was Susie's first time giving a blow bob, Melvin decided to shove it deeply down her throat, and give her the old meat beard.

That chick's poon looked so much like chipped ham, I poured on the BBQ sauce and went in for the meat beard, and worked it like a rib.
meat beard by Hydrokronix July 13, 2006
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Meat Beard 

An Adelaide death metal band who write catchy songs about their dislike of missionary sex, priests and a cologne that turns you gay when you wear it.
Yo did you hear that new Meat Beard song, it's hilarious!
Meat Beard by twowords April 22, 2009

bearded meat muncher 

A box so hairy and littered with sores that it pertrudes from the front of the pants with a gargoil shape in an attempt to hunt down any available meat.
That womans bearded meat muncher reminds me of three gorilla fists burned in acid and wrapped in lycra.

Meatbeard 

Particularly among men, a double chin, or the fleshiness of one's neck below the chin.
"That low-angle webcam totally highlights your meatbeard."
Meatbeard by Dan Fielding September 25, 2005