Hydrokronix's definitions

meat beard

Any occurance of a ball sack resting on someone's chin while giving head, normally associated with hetrosexual fellatio. Can also refer to any female with exceptionally large vaginal lips/labia receiving cunnilingus.

Although it was Susie's first time giving a blow bob, Melvin decided to shove it deeply down her throat, and give her the old meat beard.

That chick's poon looked so much like chipped ham, I poured on the BBQ sauce and went in for the meat beard, and worked it like a rib.

by Hydrokronix July 13, 2006

choco wheelie

When seated on the floor naked, you move forward (like dogs do),with legs up and outward, and leave a skid mark.

Antonio was horrified to find Jaquita cutting choco wheelies on his kitchen floor.

by Hydrokronix July 13, 2006