Meatbeard 

Particularly among men, a double chin, or the fleshiness of one's neck below the chin.

"That low-angle webcam totally highlights your meatbeard."

Meatbeard by Dan Fielding September 25, 2005

meathead wagon 

The ambulance waiting in the wings at sporting events to whisk concussed, paralyzed, and otherwise incapacitated gladiators off to the hospital, which is the first stop of the rest of their lives of long, slow mental and physical deterioration.

"How many meathead wagons were should we schedule for this weekend's football game?" - Coach #1

"Ah, fifteen oughta do it." - Coach #2

"Hey, great thing the 90% of the school's extracurricular budget is for the football program." - Coach #1

"Yeah, no doubt. Just a matter of time before the library and chorus money gets sent our way, too." - Coach #2

meathead wagon by TrE33333 November 22, 2010

meathead 

An enormously muscular guy who cannot hold a conversation about anything other than weight-lifting and protein shakes. Gets upset very quickly when he cannot complete his own sentences and thoughts. Can be found at nightclubs wearing shirts that are 10 sizes too small (if at all). They are by far the most closely related human beings to that of apes, chimpanzees, and other primate. They are evolutionary hindered and are less capable of following directions than my dead hampster.

meathead by BONE May 3, 2003

manbeardeer 

A spin-off of Al Gores manbearpig. Used to describe someone using the bodybuilding supplement Russian Bear 5000 which is a high protein, high calorie weight gainer that among other things contains Sickadeer antler powder. Therefore becoming 1/2 man 1/2 bear 1/2 deer. Manbeardeer!

Guy 1: Who's that guy over there bench pressing 800 pounds?
Guy 2: That guys always in here throwin weight around. Thats manbeardeer!

manbeardeer by manbeardeer February 11, 2010

Meatheadosis 

It is a transitional condition in which a civilized male goes through to become a meathead.

Meatheadosis is caused by a sudden spike in testosterone levels inside the body. However, this increase in testosterone often does not reach the required threshold to initiate Meatheadosis. The threshold varies from individual to individual and depends on height, mass and age.

Joe began to show signs of aggressiveness after watching UFC. It was found that JOE's testosterone was higher than normal. Joe was then diagnosed to have Meatheadosis. After 10 days, JOE began going to gym and even got a loan and bought a truck to show off how much of a man he is.

Meatheadosis by Meatheadpsychologist April 28, 2011

meatard 

An eater of animal flesh, cooked or raw,who is obnoxious about it to the point of mocking those who choose not to join him/her.

When that meatard found out that I was a vegan, he delighted in waving his Big Mac under my nose!

meatard by Tofu King February 6, 2005

Meathead-Stampeed 

The drunken gladiatorial displays of testosterone and Beer driven Meatheads usualy coinciding with the time of night when landlords have had enough and hastely eject their anhebriated patrons out onto the street. It is at this point one can witness the Meathead-Stampeed in its full glory. Such activity is usually cut short by the interference of the old bill and the Meatwagon.

Drink up dude, lets get some street-Meat and go and watch the Meathead-Stampeed.

Meathead-Stampeed by Jezjezjez March 7, 2007