melware 

Ransomware for catnapping.

This melware took my kitty and is demanding two Bitcoins for it's return!

melware by datagoon January 30, 2017

malware

software that acts against the best interests of the user often profiting the developer

most of the software in the android app market is malware claiming to be freeware

showing ads in software violates user privacy as ad rendering is "cross domain": the same finite set of ad servers across ALL sites the user ever visits. how is this not malware?

the COST of ads is loss of privacy: this is not in the best interest of the user, this is ANTITHETICAL to free, this is malware per se

any software that shows ads is malware

all adware is malware

malware by FuckMalware June 18, 2011

MalWare

MalWare (n): The second-hand telecommunications equipment used to implement Australia's half-assed National Broadband Network by Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull.

This NBN is full of FTTN MalWare. Thanks Malcolm.

MalWare by IES4LYFE November 22, 2017

meatware 

The human element in a technological system. The hardware is the system, software runs on the system, the meatware is the user of the system.

The hardware and software are both fine, the problem must be with the meatware.

meatware by MrAngryForNoReason October 19, 2003

mealwater 

Soaked Food

to have food that is soaked

O dont like metwater mealwater

mealwater by Bombh January 20, 2018

malwarelabs 

Another way to call FSLabs, a well regarded developer of payware add-ons for the flight sim P3D.
They had a reputation for quietly adding malware on their software to “fight piracy”, then removing it and silencing people when they got exposed, and adding it back again when people quieten down.

“lmao what why are you flying the malwarelabs a320? you’re gonna get your personal data stolen!”
“yes, i am willing to risk giving my personal information to fslabs so I can professionally armchair pilot with an ultra study level a320 simulation on the vatsim cross the pond event!”

malwarelabs by iHatePiracy6626 October 24, 2022

Malwarez 

Malware installed while trying to obtain a crack or keygen (Warez) for copyrighted or otherwise illegal software, can also apply to malware downloaded over P2P while attempting to access copyrighted files (I do not endorse this)

"OMG 180search?! That malwarez came from some site linked on Astalavista"

Lord d'Eath says (12:52 PM): taken a good couple of minutes to close the System Properties dialog
!Matthew1471 - In a town full of fiction, everyone has a version of the truth {Cardiff} says (12:53 PM): Malwarez!

Malwarez by Matthew1471 September 16, 2006