melware 

Ransomware for catnapping.

This melware took my kitty and is demanding two Bitcoins for it's return!

melware by datagoon January 30, 2017

malware

software that acts against the best interests of the user often profiting the developer

most of the software in the android app market is malware claiming to be freeware

showing ads in software violates user privacy as ad rendering is "cross domain": the same finite set of ad servers across ALL sites the user ever visits. how is this not malware?

the COST of ads is loss of privacy: this is not in the best interest of the user, this is ANTITHETICAL to free, this is malware per se

any software that shows ads is malware

all adware is malware

malware by FuckMalware June 18, 2011

MalWare

MalWare (n): The second-hand telecommunications equipment used to implement Australia's half-assed National Broadband Network by Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull.

This NBN is full of FTTN MalWare. Thanks Malcolm.

MalWare by IES4LYFE November 22, 2017

malwarelabs 

Another way to call FSLabs, a well regarded developer of payware add-ons for the flight sim P3D.
They had a reputation for quietly adding malware on their software to “fight piracy”, then removing it and silencing people when they got exposed, and adding it back again when people quieten down.

“lmao what why are you flying the malwarelabs a320? you’re gonna get your personal data stolen!”
“yes, i am willing to risk giving my personal information to fslabs so I can professionally armchair pilot with an ultra study level a320 simulation on the vatsim cross the pond event!”

malwarelabs by iHatePiracy6626 October 24, 2022

Malwarez 

Malware installed while trying to obtain a crack or keygen (Warez) for copyrighted or otherwise illegal software, can also apply to malware downloaded over P2P while attempting to access copyrighted files (I do not endorse this)

"OMG 180search?! That malwarez came from some site linked on Astalavista"

Lord d'Eath says (12:52 PM): taken a good couple of minutes to close the System Properties dialog
!Matthew1471 - In a town full of fiction, everyone has a version of the truth {Cardiff} says (12:53 PM): Malwarez!

Malwarez by Matthew1471 September 16, 2006

Malware Defense 

A Brand of "scareware" that just appears on a victims computer often with the victim doing nothing to provoke it. It installs a program and states that certain viruses are infecting a victims computer that actually aren't. Eventually causes the system to freeze and crash and cancels out any antivirus software that maybe on the persons PC. It also pesters you into paying up to $50 for them to stop bombarding you with error messages. The software it just fucks up the system if the person purchases it.

With criminals injecting Malware Defense into victims computers, protective software isn't safe anymore.

Malware Defense by grizmeister April 21, 2010

Malwarebytes 

Malwarebytes is a great program for detecting and deleting Malware off your computer. Most of the Malware you have isn't actually malware but malwarebytes deletes it anyway because it can. Say bye to that one important PDF you have...

I just downloaded Malwarebytes today and it deleted my whole operating system!

Malwarebytes by ThatOneFuckingNigger February 26, 2017