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A 31337 way of claiming a burn. Often used at a point of extreme humiliation.
Guy #1 : She looked like a Japanese game show host with Parkinsons..

Guy #2 : Haha! Soaked!
by The Own Zone October 07, 2009
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As referring to getting "wet" with a girl
When a lotta cum is comin out
Person #1- "Man last night i got totally soaked"
Person #2- "WHy what happened?"
Person #1- "YO man, me and that girl totally fucked!"
by Belinda Fox March 25, 2008
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When you have had way to much to drink and are flat-faced drunk.
by shinytown December 03, 2016
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A safe term used to describe being stoned when in front of people that cannot know that you are stoned. It's popularity has grown drastically in the greater Miami area.

Upon hearing this term most people automatically assume that you are referring to wetting your pants or just being wet in general. No one ever assumes that you are implying being under the influence of marijuana.
Dude, I'm soaked.

I got soaked earlier but we had a great time.
by Ind3lible May 26, 2011
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To get completly drunk and beligerent, as after the "pre-soak" at the home before the bar
man when we got to the bar we were just soaked
by Kudge May 01, 2006
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Another Word For Being Killed With A Grenade Launcher On Call Of Duty Without the grenade Exploding.
Jimmy:WHATT!! He Hit Me With A Grenade Launcher Bullet That Didn't Even Explode!!
Tom:Haha U Just Got Soaked!
by L0Lman May 22, 2011
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After laughing so hard at something you piss yourself becoming soaked. You dont have to wet your self it is just a way of saying that you find something extreamly funny.
Bob: "That fat mole over there just tripped over her own feet."

Cindy: "Haha soaked"
by Fiona Schrapel September 17, 2005
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