Soaked

A 31337 way of claiming a burn. Often used at a point of extreme humiliation.
Guy #1 : She looked like a Japanese game show host with Parkinsons..

Guy #2 : Haha! Soaked!
by The Own Zone October 08, 2009
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A safe term used to describe being stoned when in front of people that cannot know that you are stoned. It's popularity has grown drastically in the greater Miami area.

Upon hearing this term most people automatically assume that you are referring to wetting your pants or just being wet in general. No one ever assumes that you are implying being under the influence of marijuana.
Dude, I'm soaked.

I got soaked earlier but we had a great time.
by Ind3lible May 26, 2011
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Adj.
Describes someone bombarded with an excessive amount of something.
Ex. 1: Ali went to another concert last night and posted every moment on her story... I'm soaked!

Ex. 2: Yo, Bryce is hella soaked from that video. It already has a million views!

Ex. 3: I can't hang out tonight. I'm soaked with homework.
by Jelly-B October 13, 2019
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After laughing so hard at something you piss yourself becoming soaked. You dont have to wet your self it is just a way of saying that you find something extreamly funny.
Bob: "That fat mole over there just tripped over her own feet."

Cindy: "Haha soaked"
by Fiona Schrapel September 18, 2005
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1.When One Is So Good At Every Thing He (Or She) Does, That Person Is Then Forced To Sleep With Swimmies Due To The Level Of Soak. 2. Making All In Attendence Look Awful At What Ever It Is That Is Going On. 3. When Soaked, Little Or Any Can Stop Your Mommentum. Aka: Wet, Drenched, Submerged Or Damp. Some Other Formes Of Being "Soaked" Include; Drizzeled, Sprinkled, Sweat, And Or Moist.
--------> Ant's. For The Term "Soaked" Can Be; Bone Dry, Dehydrated, Crispy, Cramped, Drought, Or Simply "NOT GOOD"
Steven Says, "Hey Jeremy I Bet You Any Thing In The World I Can Beat You In Nba Live 09" Jeremy Respones With" Steve I'm Soaked At That Game, This You Know Already. " So When You Get Out Of Your Dehydrated Drought, Then Come See Me"
by Chase Da Hoez July 15, 2009
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When you are happy or excited. Mixture of "stoked", as when a fire is stoked and becomes brighter, and when a woman becomes very "excited" or "wet". It has a various applications, with the root being joy, pleasure, or happiness.
"I'm so soaked about this new job!"

"It's almost happy hour; I'm soaked on that."

"Little low low (girl) at 7 o'clock, got me soaked."
by z1a9c0k4 April 30, 2016
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Soaking is when the penis enters the vagina, but once it has entered, it remains stationary, much like a tampon. This is a loophole used by individuals trying to maintain their virginity, but still looking to get sexual pleasure. Soaking is popular with religious students where pre-marital sex is against the code of conduct.
My girl is one of those religious bitches, all she will let me do is soak.
by PathfinderMain January 09, 2020
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