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Ten go pick a son in me cool low 

You just said your ass is itchy in Spanish
Me: scratches ass vigorously like SMG4 mario.
TEN GO PICK A SON IN ME COOL LOW AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

BE-LOW-ME 

BE-LOW-ME is just another way of saying blow me bitch! A way of saying it for retards who can't understand BLOW ME!
Hey you! why don't you get on your knees and BE LOW ME!!!!!

Hey Bitch stop filling your mouth with this bullshit and get your knee pads so you can BE LOW ME!!!!
BE-LOW-ME by The Outlaw Chris April 2, 2005

carry me on da low 

When you try to dis somebody withought them knowing you actually did
Chris: yo ima get me sum shoez like mary!! (but they really ugly)
Mary: Shut up Chris, don't try to carry me on da low
carry me on da low by samm!3 March 9, 2007

Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ? 

Best pickup line ever in the smp
Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ? Is like a pickup meant as a joke i made And also for the people who knows wherebit came from
When someone flakes on meeting multiple times in a short period of time.
I just got melowed again. He said he was gonna be here and then something came up
Melow by Joe doe January 11, 2019
an overdramatic and attention seeking person who likes to cause catastophe in their friends lives to watch it play out. a 'melow' is very sadistic.
e.g. Jeff: I hate that my best friend won the lotto, it takes all the attention off me. Stupid bitch.

Jeff is a 'melow'.
melow by UnfortunateOnlooker March 30, 2010
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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