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Caoímhe

someone who enjoys spending a lot of time on their knees and on their back; an easy sexual addict who is a loner due to their easiness.

I got with a total Caoímhe last night. Didn't have to buy her dinner or anything but I think I've herpes.

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an overdramatic and attention seeking person who likes to cause catastophe in their friends lives to watch it play out. a 'melow' is very sadistic.

e.g. Jeff: I hate that my best friend won the lotto, it takes all the attention off me. Stupid bitch.

Jeff is a 'melow'.

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