Mcock 

mcock is a very attractive person, gorgeous eyes. they dont take shit from anybody, fuck with them, and shit is on. has really bad anger issues, crazy temper. doesnt show feelings alot, but has plenty. loves a girl/boy, but the other person doesnt understand that. a few really close friends that they tell everything.

(MC- COK!) roll it off the tounge, have some funn ;)

"oh shit mate, look over there! the mcock is horny!" -fred

"woah bro, check itt!" -issac

Mcock by mcock bitch March 10, 2009

Tommy mcock 

a man who throws up into a bowl of spaghetti while casually masturbating to the existence of science. he would walk up to a girl on a non consensual way with fizz and then use his stinky breath to fart out all his hormones in order to create a new baby made up of diarrhoea, he fucks men by the name of mike smith because his tollie looks like a half eaten boriito that went to church on a Monday morning.

oh that man is so fucked up, definitely a Tommy mcock
a man who gets sent to death sentence for masturbating on ancient historians who like to eat restickles made up from testicular cromazones from an art form of majestic penis.

Tommy mcock by Bighonkjonk May 13, 2023

Mock pack 

An action performed by massive nerds, often named Shane.

Shane: I think we should do a mock pack, Alyssa
Alyssa: fml
Shane: I really want to be the best packed person on the airplane that way I get a golden star, I want to do a mock pack followed by a mock car trip to the airport followed by a mock boarding of a mock plane. I am a fag also by the way

Mock pack by Shanesgoodlookingbrotherinlaw May 16, 2019

mockdocdouchologist

individual that dispenses medical advice despite a lack of any formal medical training. diagnosis is typically less than favorable

mockdocdouchologist diagnosis-" Oh you have fatigue and chronic headaches? It's probably cancer. You should take an anti-depressant."

mockdocdouchologist by desert punk March 2, 2009

Barry McCockiner 

A famous twitter user known for trolling people in the sports world. He is sometimes referred to as Sports Talk Barry. One thing he is famous for is changing his twitter name to sports reporters like David Aldridge and Ian Rappoport and making ridiculous stories that many people fall for, including many verified accounts on twitter.

Guy 1: Did you hear that Chris Paul made James Harden cry because he made fun of Harden's man boobs?
Guy 2: Nah, that didn't actually happen. It was a fake story by Barry McCockiner

Barry McCockiner by class_act_trooplover December 3, 2019

Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya 

A Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya is loosely based around the deity mockasunya..also known as Horus the cat

All hail! Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya

Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya by Punkrck1995 January 6, 2022

Mockasunya 

A mockasunya is a cat also known as Horus.

I love playing with mockasunya

Mockasunya by Punkrck1995 January 6, 2022