mcgott 

When someone bums from you all night; then also steals from you

So I went out drinking with Brad last night and had to pay for drinks the whole time. Then that fuck stole my darts when he left. He mcgott me last night!

mcgott by Pumagriff January 26, 2018

Scoots Mcgoots 

Noun. In the process of leaving, on your way out the door.

Verb. To leave.

"No time to handle those TPS reports today boss, I am already Scoots Mcgoots"

"Come'on people time to get this party on the road, let's Scoots Mcgoots"

Paul: Scoots Mcgoots?
Jeff: Yups Mcgups, I'm ready.

Scoots Mcgoots by jay_nez February 4, 2010

Mugottle

The combination of the two ideal drinking utensiles; using a bottle and a handle(generally used in mugs) is attached to the outside of the bottle. creating the ultamite in drinking comfort.

"yo man, i just got a mugottle"
"This mugottle is one of the best creations yet!"
"mugottle, drinking has never been the same."

Mugottle by Ekoh December 15, 2004

McBottage 

When you go balls out on a diet for about a week with the plan to become an Adonis so you can actually get laid. When it doesn't yield results then you regress back into a sniffling pile of self loathing upon which you jam nothing but McDonalds down your throat and whine like a bitch on how much your life sucks!

Robert: "Oh no, here comes Chris on his McBottage diet!"

Chris: "You guys are a bunch of assholes..."

Mike: "Just sit down and stop crying over your McNuggets."

Chris: "This place sucks and I hate my life!!"

McBottage by HipoBum May 2, 2013

Totes McGotes 

Totally

Bianca: "Lets all go out after the test!"
Craig: "Totes Mcgotes! I'm so down!"

Totes McGotes by Bianx11 October 13, 2011

toats mcgoats 

Totally; ten times more valid then just toats

Jenny- Are you really gonna go watch The Avengers again?

Me-Toats McGoats yeah that movies my shit.

toats mcgoats by timefly121 December 19, 2013

mccotter 

The sweetest species of giraffe. This giraffe can eat clouds and destroy battleships.

Did you see that rainbow giraffe puke a cloud on that battleship. That was no giraffe, it was a mccotter.

mccotter by Micky Lionus October 21, 2010