So I went out drinking with Brad last night and had to pay for drinks the whole time. Then that fuck stole my darts when he left. He mcgott me last night!
The combination of the two ideal drinking utensiles; using a bottle and a handle(generally used in mugs) is attached to the outside of the bottle. creating the ultamite in drinking comfort.
"yo man, i just got a mugottle"
"This mugottle is one of the best creations yet!"
"mugottle, drinking has never been the same."
When you go balls out on a diet for about a week with the plan to become an Adonis so you can actually get laid. When it doesn't yield results then you regress back into a sniffling pile of self loathing upon which you jam nothing but McDonalds down your throat and whine like a bitch on how much your life sucks!
Robert: "Oh no, here comes Chris on his McBottage diet!"